Direct descendent of emperors. My mom's eldest sister did the work.
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Mafia XXXV: Babes, Booze, and Bullets (game thread)
Direct descendent of emperors. My mom's eldest sister did the work.Like I said. Love to know that sort of stuff. But that would be a lot of work. I would have to go to the adoption agency. Do whatever paperwork I need to do to look at my folder. And then track down my birth parents. Which is not really something I want to do until after I get married. Cause me being curious hurts my mom's feelings and I don't want to add anymore awkwardness.
I am currently in a hotdog suit.No. It is 10pm EST.
…is it me or has this been forever since I thought the narration was going to come?
…Isn't 2amGMT=9pmEST?
So why is it 9:30EST now and still not closed?
…I hate time.
GMT does not go with daylight savings time.
So right now it is +4 but soon it will be +5.
(I only know this because my computer can run two clocks at once so I have one on central and one on GMT.)
Narration Day 2
PP stood before the town trying to calm the rabble.
"WE WANT BLOOD!"
"PEOPLE DIED!"
"YOUR ADMINISTRATIONS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!"
"RABBLE!"
"THE TOWN DRUNK IS A GOOD GUY, HONEST!"
PP was growing exceedingly nervous when he saw Hark approach over the horizon, riding in on the town gallows which were being toed by the zombie Jninja.
"Why am I hauling this?" He croaked
"Cause I have three barrels of whiskey for you" Hark retorted. Jninja's pace increased dramatically. PP's eyes lit up. He knew how to slate the town.
"A DOUBLE LYNCH!" PP roared to his town. A cheer came back at him like a wave, "Ok, everyone line up please!"
As the town lined up, PP smiled. "Ok, see the two people at the front?" as PP finished, all eyes fell to Paren and Hakoshen, who grew instantly nervous, "This was a line for who would be lynched" PP hissed with a grin.
"SAY WHAT!" Hak demanded
"C'mon you two, up and at 'em!" Hark sneered.
As Paren shuffled up grimly, Hak drew out a lightsaber, "Over my dead body!"
Before he could begin his undoubtedly awesome fight scene however, a bat cracked him in the back of the head, knocking him out.
"Sorry stretch, but your wasting VALUABLE drinking time" Jninja growled, "Take him and get me that damn whiskey!"
Paren resumed the death march while Hark dragged Hak to his noose.
[spoiler]Paren the detective and Hakoshen the Medic have been lynched… obligatory racist accusations[/spoiler]
Begin again with the killing!
i am not a player in this gameWhy, thanks for that, person who's not playing this game.
PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS AT FAULT!
Tonight I'm expecting that every single non mafia member, with the exception of those who are still being protected by the bodyguard, will be attacked.
This means that one of them will die when they attack the paranoid and the veteran and the town drunk are probably going to be discovered since they stand to survive the attack. After that, the mafia can pick us out at their leisure during the next lynch. All that the mafia has to do now, in order to win is to kill the town drunk.
Therefore I wish to form an alliance with the town drunk, in order to damage the mafia as much as possible before his inevitable discovery.
We may stand to lose this game but lets make it a costly victory for the mafia.
Alas and with a heavy heart it has become apparent, and with no room for error or undue doubt, that this game will be ending in tonight's forth coming bloodbath. The harsh realities of the scientific methods casts a cruel light of obviousness to the outcome of the aforementioned vicious assault of murderous intents and therefore I will graciously grant any and all rapscallions, ragamuffins, current survivors, and malcontents to put forward any single action request, within the reasonable prowess of their class, for the final narration. An untimely end to these, the swinging twenties. We hadn't even made it far enough to warrant fears or unwelcomed thoughts of terror for the state of the newly opened stock calculatory market.
Alas and with a heavy heart it has become apparent, and with no room for error or undue doubt, that this game will be ending in tonight's forth coming bloodbath. The harsh realities of the scientific methods casts a cruel light of obviousness to the outcome of the aforementioned vicious assault of murderous intents and therefore I will graciously grant any and all rapscallions, ragamuffins, current survivors, and malcontents to put forward any single action request, within the reasonable prowess of their class, for the final narration. An untimely end to these, the swinging twenties. We hadn't even made it far enough to warrant fears or unwelcomed thoughts of terror for the state of the newly opened stock calculatory market.
Um… so are you saying we just send in any action?
Um… so are you saying we just send in any action?Yes, within reason. If you couldn't kill before, you can't now. However, if you want to die a certain way, kill a certain way (if you even could), or do something such the lie, I will add it in. And Salsa, if you give me a paragraph request, I'm not doing it XP
And Salsa, if you give me a paragraph request, I'm not doing it XPI can totally picture him doing that too ><
…those horrible memories…
And you had to debate with yourself whether you'd do it every time too.
Don't worry, it's just a single sentence, "If I die tonight, I want you to throw every weapon you can think of in there."
See? Nothing too bad. >:D
You're an arab?He's said this before.
Hak's African…I assume…
Alwin's Indian.
Product's Icelandic.
I'm wicked American but Italian.
And you're a Brit.
Mafia: The game for all races and ages.
Can that be our slogan?
And I'm German, Dutch, Russian, Irish, Scottish, Native American. So I'm an American Mutt.
I am also: Canadian, German, Syrian, AmericanYou're an arab?He's said this before.
Hak's African…I assume…
Alwin's Indian.
Product's Icelandic.
I'm wicked American but Italian.
And you're a Brit.
Mafia: The game for all races and ages.
Can that be our slogan?
And I'm German, Dutch, Russian, Irish, Scottish, Native American. So I'm an American Mutt.
What to build up military power and try to take over the world? If we need help we can get 1337 to help us.I am also: Canadian, German, Syrian, AmericanYou're an arab?He's said this before.
Hak's African…I assume…
Alwin's Indian.
Product's Icelandic.
I'm wicked American but Italian.
And you're a Brit.
Mafia: The game for all races and ages.
Can that be our slogan?
And I'm German, Dutch, Russian, Irish, Scottish, Native American. So I'm an American Mutt.
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