Mafia XXXVIII: Revenge of the Spanish Mongoose Venom

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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@Tom

tut tut tut. Aren't there Enough robotic politicians?

This is Townston. A nice, happy place. OK, sure, it might boast an unusual number of killings. that's all. But that doesn't make it prime for a HAL-wannabe.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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product placement is playing, there for i nominate him as mayor, at the same time as accusing him of being mafia.

also i think ayesinback and frankerrrrsame are mafia as well…

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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You should all vote for me. Because… I am asking nicely. Please?

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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also i think ayesinback and frankerrrrsame are mafia as well…

a song sung by commies. MAFIA-type commies

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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a song sung by commies. MAFIA-type commies

I may be communist, but i'm not a dirty mafia member. i give fair treatment to all.

Your cat avatar looks pretty evil…

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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I choose not to reveal my role due to the fact that I will be killed. Not lynched. Killed. There's a clue. If I get body guards Ill announce my role and I promise I wont lie about it.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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Your cat avatar looks pretty evil…

Harrumph. You, sir, have insulted a gift received from, dare I reveal it? (sure I do): SANTA!

* only mafiosa-types would have the unmitigated gall to throw dirt on Santa *

Unmitigated galler!

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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product placement is playing, there for i nominate him as mayor, at the same time as accusing him of being mafia.

A sound plan.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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Third or fourth worst voting poster I've made.

But at least I don't hate unicorns like Rokulily.


VOTE !##&1

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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Your cat avatar looks pretty evil…

Harrumph. You, sir, have insulted a gift received from, dare I reveal it? (sure I do): SANTA!

* only mafiosa-types would have the unmitigated gall to throw dirt on Santa *

Unmitigated galler!

mudslinging santa?! but… but everyone knows santa is a socilist- HE GIVES PRESENTS TO ALL. he may even be communinist with all that red (no, i know the red is actually a color of capitalism in this case based off cocacola adverts)

how could you seventy2. mudslinging the nicest socialist there is. tsk tsk

But at least I don't hate unicorns like Rokulily.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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Smear campaigns is what I say.

:P

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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HELL NO!!!

I was insulting an opponent by saying she didn't.

Because the rivalry of utmost stupidity still stands between us Ms. Roku.

And now I forget why…


VOTE 1337

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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HELL NO!!!

I was insulting an opponent by saying she didn't.

Because the rivalry of utmost stupidity still stands between us Ms. Roku.

And now I forget why…


VOTE 1337

Sorry I mis read what you said.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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HELL NO!!!

I was insulting an opponent by saying she didn't.

Because the rivalry of utmost stupidity still stands between us Ms. Roku.

And now I forget why…


VOTE 1337

Sorry I mis read what you said.

VOTE 1337

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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Harrumph. You, sir, have insulted a gift received from, dare I reveal it? (sure I do): SANTA!

* only mafiosa-types would have the unmitigated gall to throw dirt on Santa *

Unmitigated galler!

You sir, are an uncouth, filthy braggart and are no gentleman. I forward the notion that you pitch unwanted woo at our woman folk, you solicit vote in unfavorable manners, and that you have a fowl odor. You sir, are not what this fair Town needs.

Vote Ninja, even his piss is classy.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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but…i love santa, like rokulily said, he's the epitamy of everything i stand for.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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Updated the votes. Voting ends in two hours and ten minutes. Narrative will be posted whenever I finish it afterwards.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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metaurrrrrrrr

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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Wooo! First place so far. Even if I don't win when the narration comes out thanks to everyone who voted for me.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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I'm calling it now:

2 of the people voting for frank are Mafia, unless frank isn't mafia. Then 3 of them are.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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@jninja
You are correct: I am no gentleman.
*sigh* now even the drunk knows

@seventy2
You must be confusing town guilds with organized crime. Easy enough to do, but be assured: I am not mafia. Not this time. not yet

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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@jninja
You are correct: I am no gentleman.
*sigh* now even the drunk knows

You wouldn't believe how clear the world becomes through beer goggles

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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@seventy2
You must be confusing town guilds with organized crime. Easy enough to do, but be assured: I am not mafia. Not this time. not yet

someone's feeling guilty.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 20, 2010

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All of you GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Wait…it isn't my head this time.

This game is copying my game, that makes me MAD!
So I am going to ruin it for everyone.

Screw you, TFGM!

I am the Godfather.
Kapow!
Mafia side is ruined!
Enjoy.