Thread "Name something you can NOT get on the Internet" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 3, 2007

time spent on the net

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 3, 2007

The Star Wars Holiday Special? Sex tapes of comic creators? Nude pictures of Angela Lansbury?

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 5, 2007

The Star Wars Holiday Special? Sex tapes of comic creators? Nude pictures of Angela Lansbury?

i dint think any of those exist… except the nude pics… they're probably around here somewhere…

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 5, 2007

Sex tapes of comic creators?

…the only pictures of the big time comicers that come to mind are PA.
I don't want to see either of them in any vids.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 9, 2007

Laid.

Sure, you can arrange for it online, but stricly speaking it's an impossibility.

If you're small enough, you can use the disk drive…

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 3, 2007

I'm not sure, but I do know that "robot porn" has recently been removed from my list…

…..D:

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 3, 2007

true happiness D: *felt like saying something corny*

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 3, 2007

what about pastries?

or fresh cookies?

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 4, 2007

A hot air balloon in the shape of Abraham Lincon's hat.

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 4, 2007

Angry! You can't get angry on the internet! Its against the rules!

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 4, 2007

Ha Ha.

O.K.

how about…a Tan.
—well…some of the older puter monitors…its possible}
a cardiovascular work out.

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 4, 2007

heh marine… you can get angry on the net, just most people tend not to show it :D

hmm, anything fresh you cant get on the net, you're right… cuz by the time it got to you it wouldnt be fresh no more…

still, you can buy fresh things, so i dont think it counts man :P

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 4, 2007

Ha Ha.

O.K.

how about…a Tan.
—well…some of the older puter monitors…its possible}
a cardiovascular work out.

DDR on the computer?

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 4, 2007

Information! You can't find any information on the internet.

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 4, 2007

oh god, is this thread still going on??

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 4, 2007

Freshly served hot food and beverages. I dream of the day when I can get pizza delivered to my CD drive via my modem. P:

….well/

you can still ORDER fresh food and beverages over the internet. but shipping and delivery causes a wait time

even if it's pizza :(

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 4, 2007

Well, you can't get human contact in a physical sense through the net, though I'm sure the scientists are working on it.

well they have a device where you cna feel sex over the internet. it involves a male part and a female part. a part a dude sticks his wing-wong in, and a aprt a girl sticks in her hoo-hah that does what the dude's thing is doing via the powers of the internet connection. D:

so you CAN get physical sex over the internet, abeit creepy, fake robot sex from your loved one 5000 miles away or something.

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 4, 2007

We were talking about this in IRC for a brief moment…

is there anything you can NOT get over the internet that currently exists?

by currently exists i mean no imaginary things like dragons, vampires, true religeon or a satisfiable women…

prove me W.R.O.G.N!

Well, you can get nearly everything..Indirectly. I think the only thing you cant get is time.

you can 'buy time' of course, get extensions. but of course, the internet cannot influence the passage of time. it can just add to conveneince. (or inconveneince….)

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 5, 2007

Scale models of man eating scissors accompanied by the musical works of Victor Frankenstein.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 5, 2007

Yo mamma.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 5, 2007

I know!

you cant get….me!
-cause im already taken.ha ha

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 5, 2007

You can't find your horrible painful death on the internet. I've not found one murder site yet. (feardotcom lies!)

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 6, 2007

You can't get your very own Rocket ship..
Or life like robotic dinosaurs!! >:3

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 7, 2007

Fast food. A tire rotation. A sun tan. These are things that absolutely require you to leave the house.

Um… OH YEAH!!! I got a good one!!!

INTERNET SERVICE INTERRUPTION MAINTENANCE! If you're internet is down, you cannot use the internet to solve the problem. You MUST use another means of communication to restore service.

Yup that right… of course you could pull out your cell phone and log wireless >_>
(always connected :)

oh and there are websites where you can "hire, hitmen" so to speak… Weapons are easy to get.

Well one thing we can't get outa the internet is a new president *sigh*

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 10, 2007

You can't get…me! (unless you have enough money, that is to say.)

You can't buy the Akureyri Junor High over the internet.