OFFICIAL K.A.L.A.-dan thread

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Should I stuff a sock in his mouth and beat him senseless, pastel?

No, I would, um, hate that! Please, don't do it Bek! ;)

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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So anyway, pastel and kitty. Now then. ;)

…and Atom.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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I say make pastel an honourary member. Then the blank can actually be filled by another female other than kitty. Im not into the whole clone sex thing…

Would having sex with your clone be incest… Or would it be like masturbation, doing yourself? I NEED TO KNOW THESE ANSWERS! ASK JEEVES DOES NOTHING!

O: In that case…I don't want kittyxkitty… D:

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Would having sex with your clone be incest… Or would it be like masturbation, doing yourself? I NEED TO KNOW THESE ANSWERS! ASK JEEVES DOES NOTHING!

…I think it's the second one. ._.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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I suddenly don't like where this thread is going.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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fuck all that shit.

NLTCxNLTC

THATS hot.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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fuck all that shit.

NLTCxNLTC

THATS hot.

I suddenly like where this thread is going.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Oh yes.

Let the sexing of the NLTC commence.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Wait, you guys have been discussing pr0n without me? Am I not the official ecchi?

And anyway, the yuri's going to be KittyXPastel then a few more scenes with the next few wimmins to post in this thread. Then KittyXKitty and PastelXPastel clone scenes.

As for the Yaoi, AQuaXLiao then AQuaXBekefel then BekefelXLiao

Straight? ShplaneXKitty then later BekefelXKitty then ShplaneXPastel then BekXPastel.

Threesome? ShplaneXKittyXPastel and then later KittXPastelXBekefel.

Then later we'll have a scene where I use my magic to turn into a tentacle monster and tnetnacel raep all the girls.

K.A.L.A-dan WILL HAVE BEST HENTAI EVER!!

ALSO: NLTCXBekefel, NLTCXLiao, and NLTCXNLTC clone scene.

EDIT: And to Liao, it's twincest.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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I love it how I'm in virtually every sexual encounter possible.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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I love it how I'm in virtually every sexual encounter possible.

I feel like being nice to you because I know what's going to happen later.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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I feel like being nice to you because I know what's going to happen later.

Implyed ShplaneXBekefel?

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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I love it how I'm in virtually every sexual encounter possible.

I feel like being nice to you because I know what's going to happen later.

I must admit, I'm slightly disappointed at the lack of ShplanexBekefel.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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I feel like being nice to you because I know what's going to happen later.

Implyed ShplaneXBekefel?

… No.

If I was in a Yaoi scene, it would be ShplaneXAQua.

I'm just telling Bek to be careful if he wants to go for a hike. That's all.

HOLY SHIT IT'S GONNA BE A LION ATTACK AND THERE WON'T BE A FUCKING CAR TO GET INTO

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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If I was in a Yaoi scene, it would be ShplaneXAQua.

Fuck you I want Aqua-

Oh, I already have him. 'yay'

I want hearts from all my lovers. <3

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Which is pretty much everyone, yes even you Custard Trout.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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<3

X3

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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I am no one's lover. My heart is cold and frozen blah blah magic item blah blah bad plot device blah blah.

The point is that I can't feel love until you find a magic bauble.

It's inside a volcano.

GET THE FUCK TO IT

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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My lazyness prevents me from doing so.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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My lazyness prevents me from doing so.

I'm really lazy too, if you know what I mean. ;)

I don't even know what I mean DX

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Fine then, no magical item that you're trying to find for no real reason that I have in my possesion do to poorly explained circumstances.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Wait, so this thread went from more whispering, to discussions about pairings?

DAMN YOU, MEDIA ENGLISH!

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Wait, so this thread went from more whispering, to discussions about pairings?

DAMN YOU, MEDIA ENGLISH!

Shut the hell up and you can have a scene.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Wait, so this thread went from more whispering, to discussions about pairings?

DAMN YOU, MEDIA ENGLISH!

Shut the hell up and you can have a scene.

I'm not even a reserve, you-

Wait.

AQua and Liao have just recently added me to their friends…..

I think they're trying to say something…..

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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They're saying that they wanna be friends? Or implyed LiaoXAquaXZero…?

To be in the reserve. You gotta pass a test, then pass judgment from our banchou.

Also, recent pairings involved non- K.A.L.A. members, too.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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They're saying that they wanna be friends?

To be in the reserve. You gotta pass a test, then pass judgment from our banchou.

Also, recent pairings involved non- K.A.L.A. members, too.

Yes, but-

HEY!

I wasn't in any of those pairings!

WHAT THE EFFING HELL?!