Scenes from a hat

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 26, 2011

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"I think we might need some change…"

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 27, 2011

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"Let me be clear, more importantly we're out of martinis back here."

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 27, 2011

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"Now I know how my bills feel."

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 5, 2011

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Wow, that one was way less popular than I anticipated. Win goes to blindsk

next prompt: Things you should say if the largest inmate approaches you in prison.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 5, 2011

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"Are you serious? How are you going to rape me with that?"

Posted at 5:06AM, Jun. 6, 2011

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"I assume you're not in here for embezzlement"

Posted at 6:06AM, Jun. 12, 2011

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"You know what I like? Not wiping my ass after taco night. I sure wouldn't want to rape me!"

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 15, 2011

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"Hi Dad."

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 15, 2011

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"So, you come here often?"

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 18, 2011

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Kroatz takes this one. Way to think outside the box!

New prompt: rejected public service announcements.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 5, 2012

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"May I have your attention please. This thread may be old but I am reviving it because it's too good not to. That is all. Thank you."

Posted at 5:06AM, Jun. 11, 2013

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"In today's school news: The PA system used to announce the school news has broken down…"