Thread "Simpsons Quote Game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 22, 2006

I for one love great lines from Simpsons.
So here's a little game.

Someone gives a line from the simpsons that stands out (preferably from classic simpsons seasons 1 through 8 ) and see who can name the episode (or at least describe what happens in the episode if you dont know the name)

So, if anyone wants to play, here's the first quote:

"Past instances in which I professed to like you were fradulent !"

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 23, 2006

Hurricaine Neddy, I think when they're trying to piss Ned off.

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 23, 2006

Thats from the episode where Bart and Lisa use Grandpa's name to sell their script to Itchy and Scratchy !
(It took me a while to think about it, lol.)

"Oh my God ! This man is my exact double ! And that dog has a puffy tail ! hee hee hee, here puff… heere puff.."

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 23, 2006

Oh, Fear of Flying. That's when this Homer lookalike gets beaten and kicked out of Moe's, then when Homer sees the lookalike, he says that.

This is an easy one:

"My Eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 23, 2006

Radioactive Man, they're making a Radioactive Man movie and they use real acid, and Rainier Wolfcastle gets carried away in a flood of the green acid.

Well…if you replace the word "accidentally" with the word "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son"…

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 24, 2006

That'd be Lionel Hutz when he finds out who the judge is in that episode where Marge goes to jail. =D

"I said SHUT UP net face !"

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 25, 2006

Mansion Family - Homer house sits for Burns when he goes to the Mayo Clinic or something, and Homer takes his Yacht out on international waters to gamble with lenny and them, and they get caught in a net, by pirates.

"Fine, be a jerk, we'll just sit here and watch it."

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 25, 2006

Grandpa says that to the other old dude when a commerical for Mr. Burns' campain comes on. Three Eyes On Every Fish, I think is the name of episode.

"The internet? Is that thing still around?"

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 26, 2006

I believe that's Lenny talking to Carl about swimtrunks…..

"All Moe and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe."

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 26, 2006

The Flaming Moe's, when the Simpsons are having a dinner and Homer's griping about Moe stealing his drink idea.

"This passport is a cheap forgery! A cheap $2,000 forgery!"

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 26, 2006

Thats where they are going to vote to have immigrants kicked out and Apu falls into this category so he purchases fake documents from Fat Tony to stay and then he regrest it. (lol, a yahoo from Green Bay)

And Crescendo is wrong. The quote was from the one where they go to Tokyo and go to an internet cafe in the beginning. The one you're thinking of was he's talking about the inner netting (internet) of underwear.

"First of the month ! New Billboard day !!"

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 26, 2006

Oh, Homer says that when he looks at the billboards (and the clown college one) in "Homer the Clown"

"Hold on, I'm working it out.. [looks at one of those old football games] OK. After you vibrate that way, you can fall down. Nelson, you just spin around in a circle."

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 26, 2006

Thats when they play football and Nelson is the best player, but since Homer is the coach he makes Bart do all the plays.

*hits Homer and Barney on the head and knocks them out for no reason*
THWUCK
"Where did you get that thing?"
"Sent away."

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 30, 2006

Deep Space Homer, Barney goes on a bender after dirnking non alcoholic champgne, and NASA says that Homer goes into Space by Default, so Homer chants "De-fault, de-fault…" and the scientist's assistant whacks him.

"See, I got this friend named… Joey Jo Jo… Junior… Shabadoo. "

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 1, 2006

Thats when Homer wants to tell Moe about his infatuation with Mindy (I love that one, lol)

"Once again. If Im not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste"

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 1, 2006

Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song Episode

"I told you im not Xena."

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 1, 2006

The one where Comic-book guy kidnapped Lucy Lawless.

"What about the weiner? Some guy on TV lifted a bucket with his."

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 1, 2006

A Hunka Hunka Burns In Love

though he lifted a bucket of paint.

I believe the title says it all. Mr Burns tells Homer that there's no muscle stronger than the heart, to which Homer replies…

"I made Bart in my pants! "

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 2, 2006

When Bart is in a spelling bee and was asked to spell "Imply." During I-M-P, Nelson laughs and says that Bart was made out of pee. Then Ralph's response followed.

"Le grill?! What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

Mom and Pop Art - Homer becomes an artist because of the grill he couldn't put together - the cement was drying and the english side instrusctions were all ruined so he had to look at the French side

"Err…no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder."

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

Homers Triple Bypass

"What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. "

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

Thats the episode where Santa's Little Helper and the female greyhound at the races have puppies and Burns of course steals them.

"Forgivu-ness Pureezu !"

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 2, 2006

uhhh the answer to that previous one was the epidose where Marge has the prezel franchise and the mafia fights the Yakuza in the end.

Here's a more timely quote:
"It sounded so made-up, *nervous laugh* Yom Kippur"

Posted at 6:10AM, Oct. 6, 2006

Homer eats "insanity" pepper chili made by Wiggum at the chili cookoff. He hallucinate and after that begins looking for his soulmate. He becomes lonely and goes to the lighthouse. He puts out the light thinking that if a ship crashes he will have visitors.

Homer " Look at me, I'm Angie Dickinson!"

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 5, 2007

Mmmm Floor pie!