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Slash: YOU KILLED BECCA! *pulls out two more swords, dont ask from where* YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS!

Sonny: Slash, how do you know Rebecca?

Slash: Dont ask too many questions, Sonny!

Sonny: How do you know ME?

Rebecca: What in hell?

Riku: Rebecca, hold on, I'm trying to return you to your body.

Rebecca: How did Slash get here? Mother never let him go anywhere when she was alive!

Riku: Rebecca, it is not your time to die, return to your body now…

Rebecca: (now in her body, getting up) Ugh, I'm alive?

Slash: (jumping up and doing a whirldwind strike into the face of Cthulhu) You will pay for what you've done!

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*Watches as the blades pitifully don't even leave a mark*

Cthulhu: IF YOU PUNY BEINGS CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE FEMALE, I WILL HAVE TO TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO HER FOR EVEN LONGER!!!

*Uses his other-worldly Elder God powers to turn Rebbeca into a Shaggoth*

(If you don't know what a Shaggoth is, look it up, and prepare to be scared)

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Riku: Hmhmhmhmhm. So you wanna have a god fight, eh? I will choose my Champion and you will choose yours! Mine will be Rebecca!

Riku uses his godly powers to return Rebecca to normal. Then he makes her grow to Cthulhu's size.

Riku: If you do not stand down, I will give her the powers to kill you!

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OK, seriously! Look up Cthulhu, and tell me if you think any giant thing can defeat him!

Cthulhu: RIKU! I CAN TELL YOU ARE A MOST POWERFUL ADVERSARY! BUT I STILL SHALL CRUSH THIS PITIFUL FEMALE, NO MATTER WHAT HER SIZE IS! BUT FIRST, WE SHALL LEARN HOW YOU DEAL WITH A FLOCK OF MI-GO!

LOOK IT UP DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!

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Riku: Aliens, huh? Slash, I'm sure you wanna prove yourself. Do you want my help to kill them?

Slash: No, I can do it all myself.

Slash charges through the aliens (yes i did look it up) and starts slashing like a maniac. As he does so, the aliens are dropping left and right. He keeps killing them until there are none left. Slash stands up, completely covered in the blood of the aliens.

Slash: I have never felt so ALIVE! Killing is SO MUCH FUN!

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Cthulhu: HOW CAN YOU DESTROY MY MINIONS WITH SUCH EASE? IT MATTERS NOT! I AM STILL AN ELDER GOD!

*Summons the Necrominicon*

Me: Oh, sh*t.

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Dead Carl: 2 bastards…. both shall die…

* turns cthulhu into stone (before he summons the necronomican) and breaks him with a lioghtning bolt as his shattered remains lay all over the floor i return him to normal and his blood flow's over the ground*

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*Blood flows together, creating a giant blood figure, and turns back into Cthulhu*

Cthulhu: IT IS NOT SO SIMPLE TO DESTROY ME!

*Reads the Necrominicon*

Cthulhu: NERO SANABAONA SIN TO COS RIN!

*Rebecca explodes into a million pieces*
*Dead Carl becomes insane*
*Riku becomes deathly ill*
*The re-re-destroyed ship blows up again*

Cthulhu: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me: NO! Don't tell him you're a zombie you idiot!

Cthulhu: UNDEAD? I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU THAN!

*Reads the Necromicion again*

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* ultimate sheil protects me from all effects…*

Dead Carl: ahahahahaha won't work… you weas in the galaxy when i made my wish wich mean i am stronger than you…. P.S. i am already insane!

* wicked smile appears*

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Cthulhu: I KNEW THAT YOU WERE INSANE! BUT YOU CALL YOURSELF THAT MOST POWERFUL IN THE GALAXY? OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW NOT OF THE FACT THAT I AM FROM ANOTHER GALAXY!

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Dead Carl: i know this….. but you was in THIS galaxy when my wish was made!

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Cthulhu: YOU DARE TO BELIVE THAT ANY WISH-MADE POWER CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE TRUE, NO, PURE POWER THAT BELONGS TO ME?!

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* smiles *

Dead carl: cthulhu… i am your father!!!

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Cthulhu: I HAVE NO FAMILY! I WAS CREATED MERELY FOR TORMENTING MORTAL BEINGS! I HAVE NO FATHER!

*To Riku*

Cthulhu: YOU FORGET THE SUPRISE I HAD WAITING FOR YOU! MY SPELL IS COMPLETE!
MORGAH FIRNAH ISHNAR DIO CHA SAR!

*Riku turns into a full-blood zombie, compleatly mindless, and hungry for brains*

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Both Brinx and Bruin looks at everyone in confusion.

Bruin: Um… Do humans really do this kind of crap?

"Yes Bruin all the time."

Bruin: …. And to think I wanted to cause chaos and destruction to these fools. And make that Dead carl fellow look like the insect he is.

"Yeah. Say how did you get here?"

Bruin: Oh flown around and searched all over. Killed a few people to get here you know.

"Oh really?"

Both were silenced for a few seconds.

"So you go home and continue our never ending battle. Me so I can get that antidote from you and you… To do what ever you feel like doing?"

Bruin: …. Yeah sure. But how do we get back?

"Magic I guess."

Bruin: K.

Both Brinx and Bruin starts walking out of the room not being noticed.

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(GODAMMIT READ MY POSTS, I'M IN HEAVEN! I'M NOT A FUCKING ZOMBIE!)

Riku: Your spell failed, only my head, which is the only thing intact in that world, was affected!

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Cthulhu: RIKU! I SHALL DEAL WITH YOU LATER! BUT THIS FOOL BRUIN HAS DECIDED THAT HE THINKS HE CAN STEP IN, AND INTERFERE WITH OUR FIGHT!

*Summons and army from out of no where, consisting of hundreds of thousands of Shaggoths, Mi-Go, Brine Witches, and Deep Ones*

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Bruin: Fight? What fight? I didn't agree to…

Bruin then sees the army. And he sighs.

Bruin: Is that it? Pitiful.(Godmod move) KONUMA WAVE!

Bruin then unleashes a powerful spell onto the army. And at an instant they all decintigrated. All but 50 of them. Bruin then smirks.

Bruin: DRAGON FLARE!

Bruin takes a deep breath and spews out giant flames from his mouth and then no more army.

Bruin: Well that takes car of that. Now if you excuse me I have to take my leave.

Brinx looks in astonishment.

"Note to self. Get stronger to with stand all of that. And build up speed."

Brinx then also takes leave.

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You guys really need to know what your dealing with…

Cthulhu: YOU THINK THAT I WILL JUST LET YOU LEAVE?!
FORGA DEGJA SERO DISNA KINJA RITGO!

*Brinx blows up*

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Riku: Godammit! Brinx, don't worry, I'll remake your body for you!

Suddenly, Brinx's body apears on the battlefield. Riku then transplants Brinx's soul into the body.

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Brinx looks confused.

"Whoa? The hell just happed?"

Bruin looks at Cthulhu with laughter.

Bruin: My my you're a trigger finger fellow ain't you? Killing someone who persues to kill me and I want dead. You seem like an alright guy. But sadley…

Bruin then lift his two fingers up near his head. They start to glow with electricity. Brinx knew what was coming.

"Um… Anyone who doesn't want to see a blood thirsty demon serceror and some idiot who has no idea what he just got them selves into may want to leave the room."

Brinx then leaves for he does not want any part of this. While Bruin is ready to attack.

Bruin: I don't like competition. LIGHTNING!

And Bruin started zapping the whole room with bolts of electricity hitting whatever is in the room.

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