Dead Carl: you shouldn't know!!!! do not translate them!!!
* beats down bluebot*
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wesley:woof woof. :)uh, you do realise that breaking the fourth wall is pretty much the characters realising they're in a comic or tv show ect. right?
*looks at flying peanaut* ….you still break the fourth wall big time.
nickle toast glares at carl, a large amount of heat suddenly filling the room.
"you wouldn't know true power if it bit you in the [censored so the little kiddies can't hear]…"
he then flies over to wesley [AKA halo guy] and slaps him in the face with an invisible hand
"and you! stop insulting those above you!"
he floats up above his head and sticks out his toungue
"see? i'm above you, about 1 and a half feet above you to be exact!"
Future Riku: So what? I'm even farther above you! I'm in heaven, so there.
Shadow: Goddammit Sonny, Either get off me, or I'll be forced to fight back!
Evil Sonny: Finally, I've been waiting for you to fight back. *looks up* Riku, did you notice your head is missing? I took it before you sent us all home, for the memories. But, as soon as I went evil, I found a better use for it. Come now, Riku Clone!
A clone of Riku shows up, but suddenly explodes.
Future Riku: you ain't using a clone of me to fight for you. You wanted Shadow to fight YOU, not some clone.
Future Riku resumes the pose he had before he left, putting his feet up on the desk and leaning back in his chair.
dude, that's god modding, auto-hitting, and NOT COOL! i'll let the turning to pixels to dodge thing slide, but trying to take another player as a slave without giving them a chance to dodge or respond to it is completely unfair and not allowed. that is auto-hitting and god modding. that's strike 1 from me, mister!
Nickle toast seems un-effected by the pixels.
"dude, notice how i'm a sprite in this dude's avatar? I am made of pixels because of that stupid just-broke-the-4th-wall fact, so that had no effect on me…"
he then slaps wesley again with an invisible hand, and floats across the room, finding a dusty old chest hidden safely behind an old worn out couch.
"well, what have we here?"
Evil Sonny: Hmph, I don't care. Shady, I don't need the Riku clone to beat you.
Shadow: Goddammit! Now I really am going to fight! Noone calls me Shady but my parents, and even they quit!
Slash: *suddenly appearing between the two* God, I didn't want to do this, but I'm NOT going to sit by and watch as my two brothers fight! Even if you are only my half-brothers!
Rebecca: *also apearing between them* And I'm not watching as my older brother and my husband fight!
Shadow: Rebecca, I'm not your husband, we come from different timelines. My Rebecca isn't agressive like you. Though she is just as scary.
Blood: Listen to your Brother, boys, and Rebecca. I'm the oldest one of us here. Therefore…
Evil Sonny: Shut the fuck up, Blood! I'm fighting Shadow, if I have to go through both of you to do it!
Rebecca: What the hell happened to Sonny? He was always nice to me.
Slash: After Father killed Mephiles, Sonny decided it was his turn to try to take over the world. He started using dark technology and forbidden experiments, and soon went all the way into the darkness. *pulls out his dualblades* If I have to, I will fight you, Sonny, to keep my other brother from suffering the same fate.
Rebecca: *putting up her fists* I hate to do it, but I'll fight too.
Evil Sonny: So, you fools wanna get in my way? Did you forget my prototype Z-saber? It's been upgraded!
Evil Sonny suddenly pulls out his Z-saber, switches it on, and it grows to the size of Sephiroth's blade.
Slash: HOLY SHIT!
Blood: Looks like someone is overcompensating now.
Evil Sonny: (stabbing Blood through the chest) Say it again, bitch. Oh wait, you can't! You're dead! Ok, "Brother", bring it on! (jumps at Slash)
Slash: Whatever you say! (Jumps at Evil Sonny)
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