Thread "The "because..." game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:07AM, Jul. 2, 2008

Here's how it is played,

we start with a sentence and end it with because… and the next poster would write the cause.

Example: Poster x: "Felix sat on a rock because…

Poster y: "…he loves sitting on hard objects."

Here goes the first one:

Craig never wanted to enter the classroom because…

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 2, 2008

He was gonna get raped.

People get raped because…

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 3, 2008

They dress like Whores and Wenches.

People dress like Whores and Wenches because…

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 3, 2008

They crave love.

People crave love because…

Posted at 3:07AM, Jul. 4, 2008

Tt makes everyone feel stupid and lustful.

Jeryes shoved a mushroom up his nostril because…

Posted at 3:07AM, Jul. 4, 2008

he is a wannabe mario

he is a wannabe mario beacause….

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 4, 2008

Because he played way too much videogames when he was a kid.

My comics only have 8 readers because…

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 4, 2008

You don't advertise

I don't have a girlfriend because…

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 4, 2008

you were always a crackhead.

Josephin married Jacob because…

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 4, 2008

i told her to

im playing this because…

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 4, 2008

…when you post in the other forums people get mad at you because you can't spell.

Fred was replaced with a robot because…

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 4, 2008

because i killed fred.

i killed fred because…

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 4, 2008

Because he was a wank.

People are wanks because…

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 4, 2008

Because of genetics.

I don't advertise because…

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 4, 2008

Because you don't feel ready.

People don't feel ready because…

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 4, 2008

they are virgins.

people are virgins because….

Posted at 2:07AM, Jul. 5, 2008

chuck norris kicks babys

i just said that beacuase…

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 5, 2008

You're an ass.

People are asses because…

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 5, 2008

they would intercourse with donkeys.

Mr. Lorren beats his donkey with a stick because…

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 5, 2008

Beating his wife with a stick is against the law in his country.

It's against the law because…

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 5, 2008

you touch yourself at night

i hit my sister beacause…

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 5, 2008

Because you're mentally insane and need Electro-Shock Therapy and spelling lessons.

People need the following because…

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 5, 2008

Because people need everything.

One Piece is so cool because…

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 5, 2008

It involves pirates.

Pirates are pirates because…

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 5, 2008

they are pirates.

Drugs did work for Mr. Jones because…