The "If... Then..." Game

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 18, 2007

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Rules are simple. Start off with "If…" and finish it off with "then…" You should know how it goes…

Ex: If the cafeteria foods taste like ones from 7-star restaurant, then you ARE in a 7-star restaurant.

Ex: If scooter rides you, then you are in Mother Russia.

Got it? Go… and you better make it hilarious.

…Erm, I kinda don't have anything to show off atm.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 18, 2007

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If you wake up next to someone who's as ugly as sin, 25 years older than you, you're both naked in bed, and you don't remember how you got there. Then you may have had a little too much to drink last night.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 18, 2007

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If you post on a forum relentlessly with nothing but weird topics, then you are Myxo.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 18, 2007

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if you enjoy making people attempt to remember rediculously long comic names, then you're myxo.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 19, 2007

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If I die before I wake, then at least in heaven I can skate.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 19, 2007

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If a tree fall in the fores and nobady as around to hear it, Then this game isn't going very well.

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 20, 2007

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If you buy anarchy stickers from hot topic, then you're probably unaware that hot topic is also a corporate machine.

If Bill recently had a sex change, then Bill still looks like Bill … except with boobs.

If the world is a vampire, then how does it eat? 0.o

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 20, 2007

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if you wake up dead in the morning, then i didn't do it

"If you've got me, then who's got you?!"

if yankee doodle went to town, then he stole your pony

if some one set you up the bomb, then all your base are belong to us

if you grow big when you eat a mushroom, then you're probably high

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 5, 2007

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If ORLY, Then YARLY.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 5, 2007

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If you know how to make blueberry muffins, then you're probably the muffin man.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 7, 2007

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IF I hear another owl refrence THEN Someone is getting castrated.

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 8, 2007

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If (donuts >= 0)
//then
cout << "Yum! Donuts friggin ROCK! << endl;
else
cout << "Man, i want some damn donuts!" << endl;

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 12, 2007

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If pigs can fly
Then I get laid.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 15, 2007

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If you get Laid
then the world ends

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 23, 2007

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If the world ends
Then I shall rule the moon!

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

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If you rule the moon I'll nuke ya!

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 26, 2007

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If you nuke me,
Then I'll crash the moon in to the earth!

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 26, 2007

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If you crash the moon into the world then youll die

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 26, 2007

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If I crash the moon into the world, then you would die too.

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

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if you both die, then that settles that!

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

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If we both die, then you do to.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 19, 2007

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if the world blows up then superman cant even save us cause he has nothing but ruble to fly around!

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 20, 2007

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If superman tries to save the world, then I will kill him with kriponite.

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 23, 2007

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if you try to kill superman with kryptonite, then some strange plot will save him.

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 23, 2007

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If some strange plot will save him, then I don't care!