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I think the bear is pretty cute. I want hug him, and pet him, and call him Fred….and seeing as how he is unfazed by a blaster shot, I would probably use him as a fuzzy meatshield.

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Spiritmonkey gibbers and eats a banana

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Chase-OH COME ON!A monkey,a bear,two robots,a girl (I think) and a strange angel thingie.This is completly crazy!And you want us to fight?

SuperC-I told you.This is random.But I have an idea.Why don't you select somebody from your dimension.And I will bring them here.That will make things less random.

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"Or even more random," Veritan said. "I mean, what if I said that I wanted a random killer rabbit or-"

"Done!" the voice announced.

A fluffy white bunny is teleported into the arena. After wiggling its nose, it hops towards Chase.

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Chase:Ack!

He jumps out of the way.

Chase:I summon…I summon a super-hero.

In a flash of light,a guy using green and blue spandex appears.

CRon:Never fear,Captain Ron is here!

Chase:I said a super-hero NOT a retard!

Thor:45% of all super-heroes are retards.

Rabbit: I agree.

Chase: O_O

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"GAH! My retinas, they burn!"
Veritan quickly shut her eyes.
"A large percentage of the population, especially this new guy, should never wear full body spandex suits," she announced as she grabbed something nearby and threw it in what she hoped was Captain Ron's general direction.

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Spiritmonkey gibbers and rolls his eyes back in their sockets.
A giant bunch of bananas falls out of the sky, crushing the killer bunny in the process.
Spiritmonkey gibbers

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Chase looks at all the bananas.

Chase:O……..Kay.That was…weird.

Ron:Gasp!It's the magical monkey of spirit and he shall.

Chase:Shut up.

Ron:Nobody loves me…

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suddenly a blue fox appears near the players

wesley:hmph so these are the contestors so far?

the blue fox looks at zero

wesley: *mumbleing* so that is the marverick hunter……

suddenly the metallic voice booms out

SC: WESLEY I WANT YOU TO START THE FIGHT THE CROWD IS GROWIGN TIRED!!!!

wesley:…..hmph

SC:MUST I TEACH YOU TO OBEY?

wesley:screw you.

suddenly a coller on wesleys neck send shock waves to him

wesley:ARGH

wesley kneels down to the ground on pain

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Chase:What…The hell?What is that?

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Wesley:what you never seen a blue fox before? hmph no matter lets get this fight started eh?

welsey rushes to the monkey and grabs him

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Spiritmonkey disappears in a puff of smoke
Gibbering resounds through the air, seemingly coming from all directions at once
Wesley's left thumb turns into a banana
Spiritmonkey reappears on top of an Elm tree that has appeared out of nowhere
Spiritmonkey gibbers

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Wesley get's hit in the back by a buster shot.

Chase:If you want to fight …fight someone your size.

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wesley:grrr damn it i wouldnt fight you but if i dont this collor will shock me! think you could help

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Chase:Well…I could try hacking into the power spource and disable it.

Chase opened a panel in his arm.

Chase:Hum…Let's see…AaRgH!

With a violent shock,Chase was tossed across the arena.

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wesley:!!!!!

SC:WESLEY! I TOLD YOU TO START THE BATTLE!

wesley:no way in hell

suddenly wesley is shocked more by the coller

SC:LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU AND THAT DUMB FOOL

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Chase got up,painfully.

Chase:Wes…*gasp*…Ley…It's…I…You can…Fight it…

He fell over.

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wesley:CHASE!

wesley runs to chase but he was already dead

wesley:GRAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wesley suddenly turns gold and the collor breaks

SC:WHAT? THIS POWER ISNT IN MY DATA!

wesley:….

wesley fires a big blast at the sky and the supor computor appears

SC:hmph impressive

wesley:shut up and fight me

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*slowpoke used teleport, even though it doesn't learn teleport*

"Slowwwwwwwww?"

*slowpoke used surf*

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Suddenly in the middle of the arena, a teenager girl appeared.

Diana:Huh?(Points to Chase)Why is there a dead robot guy here?(Points to Wesley)A a golden fox guy?(Points to Ron)And a…Ew…

SC:Oh?Another contestant?Must be because the other one died.

Ron:Wes-dude!He's not looking!

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Wesley:EAT THIS OYU SUNNOVA!

wesley shoots a reall big beam of light at the super computer

SC:NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*sc blows up*

wesley:…..that was nothing but a decoy……

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Diana walks over to Chase and opens a panel on the side of his head.

Diana:Crap!

Ron:What's wrong with him?

Diana looked up.

Diana:His circuits are fried.

Ron:Can you fix it?

Diana:Yes and no.Yes,it's very easy to replace the circuits.Even I could do it.But there aren't any materials here.There's nothing I can do.

Ron:This is bad…

Diana:Can anyone explain what the croutons is going on?

Info:Croutons are bread things you put in salads.Look it up.

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wesley goes over to the destroied super computer fake and looks around

wesley:…..i think this has some matirals you need

welsey turns back into a blue fox again

wesley:…fix him then well go….

a door of light appears ath one side of the arena

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*Sees a Shellder*

DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WA-zzzzzzzz…

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