Thread "The Chuck Norris game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 5, 2007

I thank Nightmare Zero for making me think of it.
anybody ever see those t_shirts and slogans such as:

"Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits"

or "Chuck Norris has more friends on his myspace than Tom"

or
"The fastest way to a mans Heart Is chuck Norris' fist"

and finally:

"If at first you don't succeed You're obviously not Chuck Norris."

Heres mine:

"When god said let there be light he asked Chuck Norris for permission first!"

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 5, 2007

"Chuck Norris is so gay, all he has to do is look at you and you're fucked."

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 5, 2007

"Wanna know what happens to an entire civilasation that stands up to Chuck Norris? Ask the people of Atlantis."

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 5, 2007

"Everynight the Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris."

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 5, 2007

"God wanted to make the world in 10 days, but Chuck Norris only gave him 6."

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 5, 2007

"Dont Make Chuck Norris Angry……You wouldnt like him…when he's angry."

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 5, 2007

"If you find Chuck Norris in bed with a man, It's not because he's gay. He just ran out of women."

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 5, 2007

Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 5, 2007

"Chuck Norris has to be gay because no woman is man enough for him"

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 5, 2007

"Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did."

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 5, 2007

Chuck Norris' comic gets more attention on drunk duck than the top 5!

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 6, 2007

Chuck Norris. Scary.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 6, 2007

Chuck Norris' level is so high that no number is compatiable for it.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 6, 2007

It's totally over nine thousaaand.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 6, 2007

The ultimate clash, Chuck Norris VS MR.T! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 6, 2007

Chuck Norris hates crappy forum games.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 6, 2007

"Im a level 89 Arcaine fire mage in WoW."

"Oh yeah, well im at level Chuck Norris!"

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 6, 2007

Chuck Norris can make infinity piss itself.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 6, 2007

"Chuck Norris is so sexy, he doesn't need a penis"

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 6, 2007

Chuck Norris is so superior that he can turn fire into pure ice and vice versa without even paying a slightest attention to it.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 6, 2007

When he was born. The doctor slapped Chuck Norris in the butt. Chuck Norris then killed him with a roundhouse kick to the face.

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 7, 2007

Chuck Norris has more slashes in his limit break than cloud!

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 7, 2007

Chuck Norris is so potent, his entire body is one giant testicle.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 7, 2007

-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

-Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 8, 2007

Chuck Norris has balls of steel!
Literally: They make chiming sounds when he walks.