Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 21, 2007

Jumps out.

Dude, how did you get out of something you were never in? That was your shift key in there. Did it somehow transform into you?

Puts vgman back in and sets up the bannana.

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 21, 2007

whatchu talkin' bout willis???

*pulls out banana peels and slaps shplane with it*

*shoves shplane in again*

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 21, 2007

Gets out.

"Alright, I'm gonna get something good this time."

Pulls out nudity.

"Whoo!"

Puts in his sense of decency.

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 21, 2007

*pulls out none*

"well, isnt that fitting"

*puts in "Nuns Weekly"*

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 22, 2007

*Brinx gets out of the machine.*

GASP! Man that place was craped. But boy am I glad to be out and to be alive.

*Puts in a CD.*

Now I'm off to… Somewheres. *Runs off.*

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 22, 2007

*gets out brinx*

hey, i thought he already got out…

*gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx, gets out brinx*

oh god!!! its broken!!!!

*insets towel to stop brinx flow*

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 23, 2007

Pulls out towel.

"Mwahahah!! I shall have an army of Brinxes!!!"

Let's the Brinxes come out for a minute.

"Okay, 20,000 is enough."

Puts the towel back.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 23, 2007

*pulls out towel*

*pulls out 20,000,000 nerds'*

*uses towel to wrap hippo bite*

*looks around, grabs shplanes hat and jams machine with it*

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 23, 2007

"OH. HELL. FUCKING. NO."

"NO ONE. FUCKS. WITH. MY. HAT."

Pulls out hat.

Uses lazer chainsaw stored in hat to cut Nerds into several hundred pieces, then places the pieces into seperate boxes and shoots the towards different stars.

Puts the only remaining box, which happens to contain Nerds's head, into the vending machine.

"NO ONE!"

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 23, 2007

*sends star trek crew previously acquired to go into space and fetch my pieces like they did for spock…he empathizes with me….and sends the emt team to get my head*

*gets put back together by emt team*

*kicks shplane in, except keeps his hat, and jams the machine with it*

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 23, 2007

(Dude, quit with the chain posts.)

Gets out and puts on the hat.

Puts in Spock.

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 23, 2007

(dude,im not sure what a chain post is)

*pulls spock out*

*puts caps lock key in*

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 23, 2007

Pulls out Shplane's hat

The Hell

Puts in cryogenicly frozen Babe Ruth.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 23, 2007

*pulls out a 'Babe-sickle'*…

its cannibal tastic!

*puts in shplanes bloody corpse*

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 23, 2007

*pulls out shplanes body*

When the hell did he die?

*takes corps home and dose….. things*

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 24, 2007

he died when i shot him tons of times from point blank with ma automatic shotgun

*pulls out rainbow colored hairband*

i'm not fern!

*kicks machine*
*puts hairband in*

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 24, 2007

Hmm lets see here….

*puts in a dolar*

Nuclear wepons? no

Frag gernades? no

A Halo 2 sniper rifel moded to shoot acid? no

TNT? yes

*presses buttin*

*Rainbow hairband comes out*

Damn thing is broken agin *hits machine with sledge hammer*

*TNT comes out*

Yea!

*notices that the stick is lit*

Oh shi-

*Boom*

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 24, 2007

*gets out remnants of vg*
…
*puts in vg*

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 24, 2007

*gets out* I dont know what to think about that place any more. its like heven and hell had a babie.

*tosses in a rock*

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 24, 2007

*rock flies out and hits in face*

damn it!!!

*tries to kick but falls in…*

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 24, 2007

*comes back out as rambo*

*rambles*

*puts in dogs head*

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 24, 2007

oooh… its nice and roomy in here… ECHO!!! echo… echo…

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 24, 2007

*Gets somes bones.*

The hell were these doing in there? Never mind I don't want to know.

*Puts in a mind control device.*

Man you'd find anything on Ebay.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 24, 2007

*mind control device lands on head*

briiinkkkssssssssss

*AQua_ng puts in an edit to make sure the game continues.*

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 25, 2007

Pulls out own corpse.

"Dude, so that's what happened to all those clones of me!"

Puts in nerdsarinvading, then stuffs the exit full of contact mines.

"See him get out now."