Puuls out a kitten.
Woohoo! A kitten!
Puts in an adult Big Dane

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*pulls out younger brother*
Dead Carl:… what the hell?
stephan: oh thnx that one dude put me in there oh and i am queer
Dead Carl: shut the hell up your a disgrace to my family * smacks *
*slams stephan into dd machine *
*whistle's *
*stops next person at the machine *
Dead Carl: what ever you do don't grab the kid…
*pulls out a fairy*
"Oh, thsank you. I've been stuck in thsere foreva. Allow me to show my appreciation!"
"Ah! Save me, Blaze! Kill him, kill him, please!"
"You little bitch!"
"How did you know I was the bitch?"
*all three shoot the "fairy"*
*puts in the dead body*
(in case you didn't get that, "fairy" is another word for "gay dude")
*pulls out a sword that cuts off my arm*
"Shat the Hell?" go gets surgion, he attaches arm and a change into a demon and kill him. Grow two sets of wings (upper larger angelic, lower smaller demonic)
"Oops."
*Shoves the corpse in*
Walks away but attraches the news and Oprah with the wings.
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