Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 12, 2009

Pulls out headache

Puts in aspirin

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 17, 2009

*Pulls out side-effects*

Oh-wow!

*Puts in Scissorman from Clock Tower*

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 18, 2009

Pulls out Edward ScissorHands

AWESOME!!!!

Puts in photoshop

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 18, 2009

*Pulls out a real photoshop*

DUN DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!

*Puts in life*

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 19, 2009

Pulls out a life wasted, *uses it to sit on couch and watch TV*

Puts in empty potato chip bag.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 23, 2009

pulls out a velociraptor with scissors and a jetpack

puts in firefox's spell checker that doesn't know how to spell velociraptor

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 23, 2009

Pulls out what Firefox thinks we're trying to spell hen we use "Velociraptor", Raptor.

Puts in green cup

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Pulls out green eggs and ham

puts in one fish two fish

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

*Pulls out go fish*

Go Fish!

*Puts in cannibals*

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 25, 2009

*almost gets his arm eaten*
:gem:
*puts in machine gun fire*

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 25, 2009

*gets shot in the face*

HEY! what'd i ever do to you???!?!! This is my first time usin this thing!

*puts in an open can of whoop ass*

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 25, 2009

Pulls out an open can of ass cream

"Ew! Who put this here?"

Throws in old socks.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 27, 2009

Pulls out The Boston Red Sox

I don't like this team

Puts in The Boston Red Sox

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 27, 2009

pulls out the Braves.

A little racist, but still, gotta love 'em

puts in a tomahawk

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 27, 2009

Pulls out Tony Hawk

*I get hurt while learning to skateboard*

Throws in crutches

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 27, 2009

pulls out pimp cane.

beats people with it.

puts in bloody, broken pimp cane.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 30, 2009

*pulls out…a broken bloody pimp cane*
Â¬_Â¬
*puts in an epic flail*

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 30, 2009

Pulls out an Epic Fail

*bummer*

Puts in an LOLCats

*pulls out…a broken bloody pimp cane*
Â¬_Â¬
*puts in an epic flail*

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 30, 2009

pulls out cheezburgerz.

puts in computer.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 30, 2009

Pulls out an apple

*tasty*

Puts in a Magic Marker

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 31, 2009

Pulls out Magic wand.

puts in unicorn

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 31, 2009

Pulls out candycorn

Puts in snickers

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 31, 2009

pulls out peanuts, chocolate, and caramel.

delisious!

puts in 13 ghoust.

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 31, 2009

*pulls out Casper*

A GHOST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

*puts in clothes*

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 2, 2009

pulls out oxy clean

R.I.P Billy Mays

Put's in Shamwow