Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:06AM, Jun. 14, 2007

*pulls out 100 platnum wiis*
:)
*puts in a psp [normal not gold]

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 14, 2007

*Pulls out a heaving mass of human flesh*

What the hell?

*Inserts Necronomicon and quickly runs away*

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 14, 2007

pulls out a reeses:D

puts in a man-eating wolverine

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 14, 2007

*Get's a cuddly little puppy…*

Aw at the little puppy.

*That's really a ravage wolverine puppy*

Hey it's still cute.

*Inserts a check for 500 dollars.*

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 14, 2007

*gets the check8
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*Inserts a clock*

Posted at 2:06AM, Jun. 15, 2007

*pulls out a we hate dead carl t-shirt*
….
*inserts a picture of dead carl in a dress*
he he he

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 15, 2007

*gets a bishie*

*mobbed by fangirls and somehow shanked*

ouch

*inserts a band-aid*

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 15, 2007

*pulls out a tails doll toy* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE CURSE IS AFTER ME AHHHHHHHHHH*shoves the tails doll back in*

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

*Pulls out Sephiroth, is impailed by his sword*
Damn.
*Puts in Sephiroth's wig*

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

*gets out cloud's wig*
this is weird, but did I get advent children cloud, or ff7 cloud wig…
*puts in booger*

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

*pulls out clouds sword*……i dont een wanan know *puts in a tv*

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 18, 2007

*Gets remote*
Well this would be perfect, IF I OWNED A TV!!
*Smashes vending machine*
Take THAT!
*Vnding machine eats Yaz47*
AAAAAAHHH!!!

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 20, 2007

*Gets Yaz47's ear.*

…. What is this Diablo?

*Inserts an ugly stick.*

Good ridance that stick was just horrible looking.

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 20, 2007

*outside machine*
GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! MY EAR!!! THAT @#$%&*$% MACHINE TORE OFF MY EAR!!!
&*$@#& YOUSE!!!*carves machine with knife*

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 21, 2007

*pulls out pron* <_< >_> giggity
*puts in a a*

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 21, 2007

*Gets a rainbow colored hair band*
$%#@% youse, then!!!
*puts in slightly used Knife*

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 21, 2007

*pulls out 100 non used cloud swords with new car sent* sweet!

*puts in p*

Posted at 11:06PM, Jun. 22, 2007

*Pulls out a bag of frozen broccoli.*

*Inserts a lightsaber.*

Posted at 7:06AM, Jun. 23, 2007

*Gets out flashlight*
worthless crap
*puts in zelda videos

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 23, 2007

*Receives Link DVD's.*

*Inserts rhyme.*

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 23, 2007

*Gets a rainbow colored hairband*
%$#@$ YOUSE!!!
*graffitis vending machine*

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 23, 2007

pulls out chicken egg sandwhich

puts in camel spider

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 24, 2007

Pulls out a can of Raid.

Inserts rainbow-colored suspenders.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 24, 2007

*gets rainbow colored tent*

Okay, I was going on a camping trip anyway.

*puts in 'skeeto repellent*

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 25, 2007

*pulls out Mansquito*

AAH! Mansquito Avoidance Maneuver #2!

*blasts Mansquito with a Cracker Launcher, sending him back into the machine*

another SSBB reference. well, at least Mansquito won't kill me!