Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

*Pulls out a bag of 99 red balloons.*

Great, now I have that song playing in my head.

*Inserts a can of shaving cream.*

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

pulls out a drunk duck *gasp!*

puts in a drunk quail?

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

Pulls out Zeitgeist.

Puts in TheFutureEmbrace.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

pulls out a coke

puts in a dollar

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

*Puts in Adenn*

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

pulls out himself and a chainsaw then runs at Cthulhu

puts in Cthulhu's remains

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

Pulls out a burrito.

Puts it Italian food.

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 10, 2007

*Pulls out DYNAMITE!*

AHHHHH!

*Puts it back in and runs!*

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 10, 2007

*Receives eighty damage.*

*Puts in a sign.*

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 10, 2007

Pulls out cheat code.

Puts in Duke Nukem: Time to Kill.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 14, 2007

*Pulls out a puppy.*

AAWWWWW!!

*Inserts an old macintosh version of Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego.*

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 14, 2007

Pulls out chicken necks.

Puts in carbonated soda.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 18, 2007

*Gets a Cola*

Cool.

*Inserts radioactive spider.*

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 18, 2007

*Gets Tobey Maguire a job*

*Puts in green*

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 18, 2007

Pulls out Spider-Man 3 on DVD.

Puts in Spider-Man 3 on DVD.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 19, 2007

*Gets cheap ending.*

Aw man.

*Puts in a friendly alien.*

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 19, 2007

Pulls out a somewhat funny post from 'Midge'.

Puts in my super awesome funtime post!

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 19, 2007

Pulls out…oh my…that's big…um…no ones looking…I'll just put this in my pocket for later…

Puts in schizophrenic cynical bohemian street urchin…

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 20, 2007

Pulls out. Ewwwww…

Puts in a joke that some of you will get.

Posted at 2:07AM, Jul. 21, 2007

*Gets a different joke that some of you will get.*

*Puts in pen.*

Posted at 3:07AM, Jul. 21, 2007

Pulls out a squeaky toy for Aqua! squeak! squeak!!

Puts in Capt' Feathersword…

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 21, 2007

Pulls out iTunes7.

Puts in SonicStage.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 21, 2007

*pulls out fern*

what the crap?????????????

*puts fern back in with some old guy*

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 21, 2007

pulls out a burger

…*sniff* ewwwww! >.<

puts in lysol

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 21, 2007

Pulls out a 7-month-old sandwich.

Puts in Arm & Hammer Baking Soda.