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therealtj
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I sentence you to shoot the deputy.

I killed MacGyver in a hardware store.

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I sentence you to meet an me in a hardware store


I killed a man named TJ in a hardware store.

campbellim
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I sentence you to be strung up at a hardware store and killed by a man named TJ.





I threw a broom and smashed a window, a vase , and hit someone. blamed it on my brother

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I sentence you to nothing, as it is clear that your brother did it!


I made someone have a spontaneous explosm of the head by looking at them. And I filmed it and put it on YouTube.

campbellim
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i sentence you to be given a throne for best video ever.



ate my sisters icecream bar then put the wrapper in her bed as she slept and put some of the melted ice cream on her mouth and sheets

Kaolyne
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I sentence you to be turned into a cookie and be eaten by Cookie Monster.

I sang and danced the Numa-Numa dance in front of everybody.

campbellim
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i sentence you to be forced to listen to that song until your ears bleed.

i farted on my sister's face while she slept

Kaolyne
Kaolyne
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I sentence you to be locked inside an airtight room with a skunk.

I do tantrums.

cool guy
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I sentence you to be worse than:








I don't study for my Japanese classes

Kaolyne
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I sentence you to watch every Japanese movie while being tied on a chair.



I move before I think.

cool guy
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What kind of move do you mean?

If it's normal running and walking: You run and fall of a cliff

If it's moving from a house : You'll get foreclosed











I have a new camcorder without a memory card

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