Its simple. You just put a joke,or a funny picture. If you laughed,you lose. Please,be truthful. :(
I start.
Uhh…
Kittens?
OOPS!
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It's CHATLOG time!!
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em… Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
It's like that super cool website, I can has cheezburger dot com!
But wait, my friends, it only gets beter from here.
Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
haha, ok lets go.
i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
stop, cmon be serious.
It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
thats it.
Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Goddam am I hard now.
I swear Sea_cow your going to be the one to make me lose if you keep that up :3
Okay a guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a pirate. The pirate has an eyepatch, a peg leg and a hook for a hand.
"Argh! I notice you be looking at my leg." The pirte said.
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't be looking," says the man.
"Argh, it be alright lad. Do you want to hear the story?"
"Umm sure" says the man.
"Well it had been a shark who had done in my leg here," the Pirate said.
"That explains the leg but what about the hook?" asked the man.
"Argh! It would be the same shark, who done took my leg," the Pirate replied.
"Okay so how did the shark get your eye?" The man asked.
"Argh that happen when I first got my hook. A bird poo'd in my eye and I forgot about the hook."
((Classic jokes from childhood.))
I swear Sea_cow your going to be the one to make me lose if you keep that up :3
Okay a guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a pirate. The pirate has an eyepatch, a peg leg and a hook for a hand.
"Argh! I notice you be looking at my leg." The pirte said.
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't be looking," says the man.
"Argh, it be alright lad. Do you want to hear the story?"
"Umm sure" says the man.
"Well it had been a shark who had done in my leg here," the Pirate said.
"That explains the leg but what about the hook?" asked the man.
"Argh! It would be the same shark, who done took my leg," the Pirate replied.
"Okay so how did the shark get your eye?" The man asked.
"Argh that happen when I first got my hook. A bird **** in my eye and I forgot about the hook."
((Classic jokes from childhood.))
Fixed. ;O
I summon Ifrit,demon of fire!!!!
*POOF*
Uh…Wth happened to ifrit?
Looks like he just got…
wait for it…
FIRED!
Also, moar chatlog:
Wanna cyber?
K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
Who are you?
I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
Haha! OK
Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
I want everything, baby!
Is this a delivery?
Umm…Yes
So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone… and I think I'll take a shower…
Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
I'm almost finished with my shower… Hurry up!
You can't hurry good pizza.
I'm on my way now though
**pause**
So you're at my front door now.
How did you know?
I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
So you're still in the bathroom?
Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….
What the fuck?
You perverted piece of shit
Fuck
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