Thread "There was piss in my mountain dew!!!" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 26, 2009

Seriously! I reported it and they said they were going to look into the matter.
I ended up getting 2 free cases of mountaine dew.
And it was in the town newspaper.
I decided to get a mountain dew. I went to the fridge and opened it. I noticed it was warm and then i snift it. "This isint mountain dew". I walked over to the sink and poured some out. It was piss.
I reported it, and then i got 2 free cases of mountain dew.
Good thing I didnt drink it though :P

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 26, 2009

The funny part is, even though that happened to you twice, I'm still going to drink Mountain Dew.

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 26, 2009

I decided to get a mountain dew. I went to the fridge and opened it. I noticed it was warm

I think your fridge is broken

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 26, 2009

Iâ€™m not sure I understand how that works exactly 0_0 how would piss get into it?

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 26, 2009

This brings to mind an episode of the Simpons…

From what I remember, it went like:
Homer: What do you have to drink?
Street vendor: Mountain dew or crab juice.
Homer: D'oh! I'll have crab juice.

I guess there was some truth to that, haha.

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 26, 2009

To who do I report Mountain Dew being in my Piss?!
I swear, I went an took a leak and smelled it and it was Mountain Dew!
I stated with an exclamation point, "This isn't Piss!"
It was cold and had a citrus-y smell to it!
I want 2 cases of my piss!
Sad part I tasted it and it tasted like Mountain Dew… Carbonation and everything!

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 26, 2009

To who do I report Mountain Dew being in my Piss?!
I swear, I went an took a leak and smelled it and it was Mountain Dew!
I stated with an exclamation point, "This isn't Piss!"
It was cold and had a citrus-y smell to it!
I want 2 cases of my piss!
Sad part I tasted it and it tasted like Mountain Dew… Carbonation and everything!

I'd suggest reporting that to your doctor…

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 26, 2009

How can you tell the difference?

Posted at 12:06AM, Jun. 27, 2009

I decided to get a mountain dew. I went to the fridge and opened it. I noticed it was warm and then i snift it. "This isint mountain dew". I walked over to the sink and poured some out. It was piss.

Really? Someone's piss stayed warm in your bottle even after you had taken it home and it had been in your fridge?

Or do you have access to a sink in the shop where you bought it in the first place and the balls to open up and pour out a drink there?

No, of course you don't. This story is a little fantasy.
Ha ha, very entertaining.

Don't let me catch you doing this again ok?