Thread "Time for me to hunt the Easter Bunny again." in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 28, 2010

That vermin! Always laying his CHOCOLATE EGGS all over my lawn where I can't find them! And people want to eat those toxic things?!? Well!

Time to get my shotgun and if I'm lucky this year, I'll have ROAST Easter Bunny on my platter. Would've had it last year, but I got mobbed by people who love the thing before I could get a good shot at it! x_X

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 29, 2010

Very ostentatious in your anti-EB stance, aren't you?

I suspect you're putting on a bit of a show to distract us from the truth!. J'accuse!
…Easter-lonnehart. A pair of little pink and white bunny ears nestling under that sailor's hat of yours', hmmm?

Posted at 3:03AM, Mar. 29, 2010

my god! conspiracy!

Posted at 4:03AM, Mar. 29, 2010

I've never eaten rabbit

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 29, 2010

Waskly wabbit!

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 29, 2010

I'm an elk, shoot me! It's elk season!

I'm a fiddler crab, shoot me! It's fiddler crab season!

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 29, 2010

I found a candy wrapper in my basement, so I guess so.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 29, 2010

Normal rabbits put out tiny little pellets. The Easter Bunny puts out "Chocolate" EASTER EGGS!!! And when I do find them the grass around them has died and the ground around them has sunk a few inches!!! So, yeah… if I see that Easter Bunny I'm gonna shoot him! I don't know how people can be tricked into thinking that stuff is edible…

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 29, 2010

coprophiles? Dont google that.

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 29, 2010

coprophiles? Dont google that.

Don't Wiki it either. I know… because I did… O_O

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 30, 2010

"Hey I'm the Easter Bunny, yeah I'm back!
Used to be funny now I'm hooked on crack
Heaps of heroin ain't no joke
Marshmellow peeps covered in co co co co coke…"

I suggest you use a knife. That way you have more fun.

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 30, 2010

That Easter Bunny is a SPAH!

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 31, 2010

I used to own a rabbit. I've gotta say, the brown lumps that emerged from between its legs never smelled like chocolate and they were covered in urine.

Great. now I won't be able to eat chocolate eggs this Easter.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 31, 2010

Everybody knows easter bunnies should be hunted with a sniper rifle…
Durrr.

I used to own a rabbot too.
tasted great with pepper sauce.