Thread "Unpleasant Discoveries about YOU" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

Yesterday, I unearthed a notebook full of drawings from 1st or 2nd grade.

One of the drawings was a boy pissing all over the page. It was, shall we say, anatomically correct

There are other drawings too, of a worse nature. I don't remember drawing any of these.

I feel like my childhood just died a little.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

I used to draw shemales when I was 13 or 14 :P

How's THAT for unpleasant? (and yes, I found the drawings last year when I was sorting my old notes).

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

I still draw rude and inappropriate things in places I shouldn't.

I found out recently I was supposed to be a twin, but my other half died in the womb. Supposedly according to some pshrink I saw at one point, this explains my more neurotic and erratic behaviors. I don't know if that's unpleasant so much as weird though.

I don't really have many unpleasant discoveries about myself since I already knew and know most of the unpleasant things about myself.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

I was into yaoi when i was 13 and drew these little chibi comics with huge penises, i actually made them for my friends to laugh at(no really) I wish i had kept them but sadly they are lost.

Here's a very factual report on kids and their warped views of sex:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4kwk5jV2nU

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

The fact that, if I do not work out practically every single day, I will be mad/angry all the next day. It's really quite sad.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

I ate bugs until I was seven. I have a pet millepede… It doesn't live in a tank.

I honestly have nothing unpleasant for you people to discover…

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

I was into yaoi when i was 13 and drew these little chibi comics with huge penises, i actually made them for my friends to laugh at(no really) I wish i had kept them but sadly they are lost.

Here's a very factual report on kids and their warped views of sex:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4kwk5jV2nU

I was already thinking about sex at age 4.

I must have been a playboy in a past life. :)

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

All kids are interested in sex. It's part of kids' curiosity.

I didn't have "warped views," though. My mom taught high school biology and health. Lots of sex related books and VHS tapes were in our house. I had a nice boring academic view of sex when I was in grade school.

The only embarrassing things I did was draw unicorn horns on all the horses in any book we had and crawl around the house pretending to be a cat (lapping water out of a saucer and everything).

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

I liked shemales

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

I walked in on my parents having sex when I was five. GURGH.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

I used to watch my hamsters mate. I guess it was porn for 7 year olds.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

I recently found a bunch of my old drawings and notebooks. I don't know if I'd call any of it unpleasant. Some of it's a bit odd or disturbing, but I've always been pretty "inappropriate", and I guess I wasn't any different then- with drawing gross bodily functions, naked people, sex organs, etc… I just draw 'em better now. ;)

I do remember selling "naked lady" drawings to older kids on the bus when I was 8 or 9, though. Probably for like, a nickle or something. That's kind of dodgy, I guess.

The only embarrassing things I did was draw unicorn horns on all the horses in any book we had and crawl around the house pretending to be a cat (lapping water out of a saucer and everything).

I did that too! Except I was pretending to be a dog. lol!

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

I used to play with my sister's Barbie dolls…in a very not family friendly manner…

In my defense, I was 13…

Posted at 11:04PM, Apr. 13, 2009

I hated people until I got to junior year in high school. I had/have a speach impendiment. I had/have a quick temper and as a kid I'd beat up bullies.

Posted at 2:04AM, Apr. 14, 2009

I ate things. Things like gravel, mud, and my own vomit.

Posted at 2:04AM, Apr. 14, 2009

When I was in my late teens, I unearthed a piece of notebook paper I had written around 12 about a code of exact rules I would live by in a given situation, almost like programming for a robot. They were very arrogant and idealistic, so I promptly threw them out in disgust. What a difference a few years made.

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 14, 2009

Ha! In Chernobog's vein of "Ug. So embarrassing I actually wrote this that it must be destroyed!": I used to write loooong vampire stories.

Like, super melodramatic crap. And every character had this really elaborate, gothic way of speaking. And they'd all give like, page-long speeches about pretty much nothing. These things were like, 200+ pages long, written in notebooks (it was before I had a computer). It was ridiculous.

I found them when I was 18 or so, puked in disgust, and threw them out. I wish I hadn't! I do still have some older writing from them days, and it's hilarious. Ah, teenage angst!

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 14, 2009

Ha! In Chernobog's vein of "Ug. So embarrassing I actually wrote this that it must be destroyed!": I used to write loooong vampire stories.

Like, super melodramatic crap. And every character had this really elaborate, gothic way of speaking. And they'd all give like, page-long speeches about pretty much nothing. These things were like, 200+ pages long, written in notebooks (it was before I had a computer). It was ridiculous.

I found them when I was 18 or so, puked in disgust, and threw them out. I wish I hadn't! I do still have some older writing from them days, and it's hilarious. Ah, teenage angst!

Could have beaten out Twilight…

I really got nothing.

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 14, 2009

I've been drawing smut since I was 10 and writing stories for about the same time. That's almost 16 years. And it's unbelievable how bad some of that stuff is. Yeah I kept it. As terrible as it is I can't make myself burn it.

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 14, 2009

When I was 13 I wrote a Pythonesque parody of the Nativity.

After I had taught myself how to draw women by tracing anatomy pictures I did a series of pictures of scantily clad girls menaced by Bug Eyed monsters and Mad scientists. This was before all that anime stuff so I copied Pulp Sci-fi pictures.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 14, 2009

Wow! This is very…interesting?

Anyway, I found a diary filled with 4th grader angst. My favorite sentence so far is:

"Liz shaved her legs today. I'm so jealous."

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 14, 2009

I… I can't really remember anything from when I was younger.

except that I used to eat my dog's food, apparently. yeah. he was practically my brother anyway! D:

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 14, 2009

Worst thing I've found is that my writing hasn't changed since I was in first grade. At all. A girl who I'm in school with now showed me a card I made when she moved away that year. So not only do I talk like a retarded kindergartener, I write like one.

Other than that I've always been a quiet, good kid.

I don't really have any old diaries or stories because every time I find something like that I'm like F***, I hate myself and throw it out. I don't keep diaries any more.
I do have a box of doodles and some thoughts scribbled down which I have had since I was 12 or so.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 14, 2009

Wow! This is very…interesting?

Anyway, I found a diary filled with 4th grader angst. My favorite sentence so far is:

"Liz shaved her legs today. I'm so jealous."

Ha! That's great! But… 4th graders shaving their legs? I don't even think I knew about any of that stuff back then. lol!

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 15, 2009

My sister said cool people ate grass and convinced me to. I then ate grass until my mum caught me.