Thread "What is the laziest thing you have ever done?" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 3, 2007

One day awhile back I woke up with a hangover and the phone ringing on loud volume outside my room. After letting it ring 6 agonizing times I realized I was home alone. I reached over my head and grabbed my "Drunk Cane" (a 15$ walking stick… Name speaks for itself) from the corner of my dresser, leaned over, pushed the door closed with my cane, dropped it and went back to sleep.

I've also done the "Force/Spiderman" thing a few times myself. X3

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 3, 2007

I've clicked on this topic about 15 times now, started to type, and closed the reply thinking "Meh, I'll do it later".

I think that actually trumps anything I was about to type.

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 3, 2007

This question is an oxymoron.

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 3, 2007

This question is an oxymoron.

Hehe, that's true.

I don't do anything big that's lazy. (besides normal stuff, like telling others to get me something or putting off homework until 5 min before class starts) But once, my alarm clock was going off. I got very pissed (i was having a nice dream…) and rolled over, grabbed teh cord, and yanked on it. It fell down to the floor, then I used my toe to press down the button to turn it off (then I went back to sleep, unable to re-call my dream)

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 4, 2007

what is the laziest thing you guys have ever done?

Stayed around on the DD forums so long that they decided to make me a Moderator.

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 5, 2007

that's probably more nerdy than lazy…

sometimes when I'm too lazy to eat I'll just go to sleep to ease the hunger.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 5, 2007

I didn't do this, but a friend of mine did.
Apparently he was out of clean underwear, and he didn't want to do the laundry - so he walked down to the mall and bought a new pack of underwear.
After he regaled us with the story we pondered philosophically - was this more or less lazy than laundering his dirty boxers? And we came to the conclusion that by making more work for himself he was lazier than if he had cleaned them.

It was a pretty weird day for all of us.

I used to not want to reach over for my drink, so I'd put together bunch of plastic bendy straws, put it in the cup, and drink from it so that I wouldn't have to reach for my cup.

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 5, 2007

sometimes when I'm too lazy to eat I'll just go to sleep to ease the hunger.

I do that, or if I have to go to the bathroom, I'll just go to sleep so I don't have to walk up all those stairs.

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 5, 2007

when i'm in anypalace with a door i usually prefer to face the door.
i don't like people sneeking from behind me.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 6, 2007

When I was a store supervisor, I used to walk around with a clipboard, drawing cartoons on the 2nd page. If anyone came near, the top page was a partially-completed inventory sheet.

I think I used the same one for like.. 6 months.

HAHA! I used to do the same thing when I worked for Bose!

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 6, 2007

lazy… hu that pretty much is me in a nut shell. lets see. i put off my chores till someone else gets annoid enugh to do them. i dont wake up unless someone pushes me out of bed. i sleep thrugh some of my classes at school. i actually tried putting my head on the side of the table and just sweeping frys into my mouth. whenever i spill soda or a drink on the table i just purse my lips and suck it up. yea lazy is pretty much me.

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 8, 2007

Ooh! I got another one!
The other day, I was actually too lazy to go to sleep. I was looking over some stuff online, tired as hell, but didn't go to sleep because that would involve me having to get up and find somewhere other than my dingy little computer chair to collapse on.