I guess you could call it an "apocalypse"… All of the alcoholic beverages in the world are disappearing. Why? Because a horde of green feathered ducks has descended on all the breweries and well… They're gorging themselves on the beer, increasing their numbers, then going out to drink more. Soon the entire world will be "dry" with no way for any human to get drunk. Even supposedly "impenetrable" bunkers full of alcohol aren't safe and neither are your sacred secret hiding places. Who would celebrate the total elimination of wine, beer, scotch, etc… from the world? How would you deal with the aftermath? What would you do to "defend" your stash of alcoholic beverages from these ravenous Drunk Ducks?
Yes… one of my sillier posts, but I was starting to think the forums were getting boring, so… :)
edit: great… suddenly I'm starting to think this would make a great First Person Shooter… or at least a parody of the Left 4 Dead series…
NO! Not the Beer!
