Thread "What would you do?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 12, 2009

Fuck it and finally live out my lesbian fantasies.

What would you do if Javier Bardem showed up at your doorstep with a cattlegun and a muffled 12-gauge?

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 14, 2009

uh… slice him… in… mid air??

wwyd if you were me

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 14, 2009

I'd be AWESOME!!!

wwyd if you were ozone?

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 14, 2009

I'm give myself some payment for the avatar.

wwyd if… uh…

I'm kinda out of ideas here…

um… if you… pooped… yeah. wwyd if you pooped?

(oh dear…)

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 15, 2009

I would flush the toilet, then proceed to live out my lesbian fantasies.

What would you do if you jizzed in your pants?

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 16, 2009

I would watch the film clip. And jizz again.

wwyd if your wife jizzed in your pants?

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 16, 2009

I dunno I don't have a wife.

WWYD if had school on MLK day

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 23, 2009

Then I would speak out the injustice that has been inflicted upon me and my fellow students MLK style.

WWYD if you have your own gameshow?

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 23, 2009

Make it one of those Japanese torture shows.

WWYD if you were a contestant on my Japanese torture show?

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 4, 2009

Play and Laugh

WWYD if you had an Emo friend

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 4, 2009

Take away his knife.

WWYD if you found yourself in a crappy sitcom?

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 6, 2009

Act well to get paid

WWYD if a bitch Bitch Slapped you

Posted at 11:02PM, Feb. 6, 2009

Honestly? …run away, curl up in a ball, and cry like a little baby.

WWYD if the killer monkeys you keep locked in your closet broke free?

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 7, 2009

Use bananas as bait to trap them.

WWYD if you're one of the main characters in that 80's movie Revenge of The Nerds?

(Or, just in case you don't remember Revenge of The Nerds.)

WWYD if you're Samuel L. Jackson?

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 7, 2009

Quit being in so many damn movies.

WWYD if you had to watch reruns of VH1 reality shows?

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 8, 2009

I'd lose over 100 IQ points.

WWYD if you're a wise-cracking dragon just like something out of a corny sitcom?

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 8, 2009

Get canceled and be swiftly forgotten.

WWYD if your upper torso was surgically grafted to the body of a horse?

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 8, 2009

I could proudly show the ladies that I am really as hung as a horse! XD

WWYD if your upper torso was surgically grafted to the body of a goat?

Posted at 12:02AM, Feb. 9, 2009

I would start a campeighn for justice under the alias of Goat-Man

WWYD if you were a goat and some asshole just showed up and stole half your body.

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 9, 2009

Crawl around on my stomach for the rest of my life until I meet the asshole that stole half of me. Then I'll steal half of him and we'll be even.

WWYD if you had to watch the Grammy's last night?

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 9, 2009

I'd lose over 100 IQ points.

WWYD if you were on fire

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 9, 2009

Jump in a lake.

WWYD if you're surrounded by hot anime chicks?

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 10, 2009

Two-dimensional orgy!

WWYD if you realized that you had completely wasted the last 10 years of your life living out your lesbian fantasies?

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 11, 2009

Think about how much money I made and then smile.

WWYD if your doorbell rang and the UPS man has just delivered you a box containing a knife, a remote detonator, and a map of thirteen houses in the neighborhood marked with "Q?"

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

Wait for the right moment to use it. >:)

WWYD if you woke up being a dog?