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What's your hypothetical gang's name?
The Shirellas
Garbed in sparkling 70s cocktail dresses, they wear matching Liza wigs and are done up in glamour shot make-up. With their penchant for musical theatre and thrift shops, they can be found in the darkest corners of the meanest alleys…their mark is the red fingernail, as they are quite vicious…and in a gang fight, will gouge the flesh of their enemies with their well-done manicures. My entire gang is male.
They call me Mama Red. I look after them, see to it that my gang has all they need.
Their territory ranges from areas of broadway to seedy community theatres.
The most notorious members of my gang are 'The Twins'. With their catty remarks and Asian descent, they practice the ancient art of purse-foo, and have caused many a death of K-mart shoppers. Other than the twins, there are less notorious. though equally deadly gang members. Tom Cruise, Patty O'Malley, Tef Lonna, and many more.
The Dragon Lancers,our motto, "Do NOT Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, Because, YOU Are Crunchy and Taste Good With Ketchup!"We will provide air cover for your rumble to make sure the other side doesn't have rooftop snipers. However, we can be bought if, The Price Is Rightsee our Quizmaster and spin "The Wheel Of Fortune" see if its your lucky day.
>:)
The O.T.C
We come in easy to swallow small tablets or chewable pills, offer 5 new flavors, and have only a few side effects, including, but not limited to: Eye bleeding, mouth bleeding, memory loss, blindness, deafness, paralysis, death, home loss, car loss, headaches, missing limbs, nausea, and also WE COME WITH COOKIES!! COOKIES,MAN!!!
My gang is called "The Top Drawer". We don't take no shit from anybody, well, except from each other..Fine, I don't want to be in your gang. >: (
Leader: No one is exactly sure, but it has been rumored that an evil overlord of spam and faggotry may be to blame for the creation of this unholy alliance.
The Officers:
Lefarce - With his superior wit, and the ability to draw fags at a moments notice, he commands such members as Bekefel, and….. well, nevermind, just Bekefel. Note he also has a penchant for calling EVERYBODY fags, despite the fact he has a soft spot for them (see Bekefel).
Weapon - "The Mighty Sword Of Anti-faggotry (+2 to Arrogance)"
OzoneOcean - With possesion of God-like Admin powers, he alone has the ability to change someones identity, render them mute, or just change everything they say to L33T..
Weapon - A huge arsenal of dirty jokes/dirty lyrics, and the ability to make people cry by taking their posts out of context. also he is known to carry the "Superior Viking Helmet of Doom (+100 to Invulnerability)"
Terminal - Boasting the powers of Mod (whether he want them or not), he has the ability to harass Noobs at his whim, and is known to render them speechless from time to time.
Weapon - not much is known of his weapon other than the fact that it resembles a coke can and carries the (+5 to Post deletion) attribute.
The Sergeants:
Bekefel - Hailing from the U.K. this resident faggot is known to closely follow Captain Lefarce's every move. he also has proved adept in the art of shape shifting, and can be seen posing as a myriad of other gang members. He has recently been promoted from a private into a full fledged Sergeant, due to his unwaivering attempts to revive the TD.
Weapon - His only known weapon is to break the PQ box of anyone he sees fit. He also uses the shout ability, but only with the phrase "LEEEFFAAAAARRRCEEEEEEE!!!! HEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Notlikelytocare - Not much is known about this local, other than the fact he occasionally uses too much punctuation………….. He is known to occasionally create Win, but mostly he derails Win threads into EPIC FAIL.
Weapon - has been known to carry a U.S. Army S.A.W. (+10 to Badass)
Unmentionables -
Vgman - Known to derail threads with useless banter and random crappy memes
Weapons - seemingly endless arsenal of horrible memes and L33T.
Sea_Cow - The single most feared person among us, with the ability to instantly kill any thread with his presence alone.
Weapon - The Ultimate Thread Killer (+1000 to Annoyance)
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