Thread "Would You Rather...?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 1, 2007

I would rather be raped, because I wouldn't feel as guilty.

Would you rather fail at Math, English, or Science?

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 1, 2007

Science because when are you going to use that.

Would you rather not be able to communicate or be blind?

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 2, 2007

not able to communicates as in verbally, or as in completely cut off from the world???

the question isnt clear enough to give a proper answer…

would you rather tell me what you really meant, or have me just answer it anyway?

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 4, 2007

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'll say the latter.

Which is more cruel and unusual punishment, Chinese water torture or being forced to listen to Radio Disney for 10 straight hours?

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 5, 2007

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'll say the latter.

What was the loneliest number?

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 11, 2007

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'll say the latter.

Would you rather have legos as your only friends or have so many friends they run you over just by walking towards you?

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 12, 2007

Legos, because they're more fun.

would you rather have type three diabetes or cancer?

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 12, 2007

Cancer. I honestly prefer the sweet embrace of death, or possible life wrecking cures. Ah gamma radiation, my good friend, we have a lot to catch up on…

Would you rather be mauled by that guy who tried to teach you the horizontal mambo, or own a pet Furby. Only this Furby doesn't have a power supply… It's very real… And this time, Furby's hungry…

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 12, 2007

A pet furby, 'cuz I could just give it some cereal or somethin'.

Would you rather eat a worm or watch Barney for the rest of your life?

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 12, 2007

Barney of course. Who doesn't love that loveable little cubby all stuffed with fluff… Or is that someone else? Eh, tamata tomato…

Would you rather kill your best friend for his/her new Wii/360/PS3 (choose which applies), or raid your local game shop killing ten people and store clerk for a Wii/360/PS3?

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 12, 2007

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I will be called a fanboy.

Would you rather be a gay man in Texas or a strait man in jail? (with a cellmate named Bubba.)

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

A strait man in jail. nothing was said of the length of incarceration.

Would you rather be hung by your toes for a fortnight, or viscously mauled by a pack of angry gerbils.

Posted at 2:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

Yay for gerbils!!

Would you rather jump or fall off of a cliff?

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

Jump. I don't want gravity helping me any more by helping me fall.

Would you rather destroy Microsoft, or Apple?

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

Microsoft. I can eat Apple latter.

Would you rather be on a roller coaster when it derails or in a plain crash?

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

Roller coaster, 'cuz I only ride small coasters. I'm a wimp.

Would you rather die of small pox or chicken pox?

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

Chicken pox. It looks cleaner.

Would you rather be the guy on "dirty jobs" or Pairis Hilton

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

The guy on dirty jobs.pairis hilton sucks!

Would you rather eat a spider or an ant?