Thread "Write your DD will" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 11, 2008

I,PIT_FACE,being of itchy shins and full bladder,
leave you all the clap. good night.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 22, 2008

As some of you may know, I, Renga Studio, ambiguously-immoral genius and master of DD's weather, have activated a Picture Element Obliterating (or Picelo) Bomb that's set to go off on my 100th post in the welcome forum. After a change of heart, I tried to disarm it; but alas, it was to no avail. So I did the only thing I could do; I've reconfigured the bomb so that my avatar will explode with me instead. Meaning I may have a very short time to live on this site. It is here that I have taken the liberty of writing my will.

I, Renga Studio, being of unsound mind and soon-to-be exploded body, write my DrunkDuck will and testament.

To amanda, who's successfully swiped my weather machine when I wasn't looking, I bequeath to her said weather machine, because she didn't try to take over the world with it before I could. And to me, that's pretty commendable…

To crocty, I bequeath to him my fortune of a whopping $2.05. Sorry, croc, but that's all I have!

To crazyninny…well, I'll WORSHIP HIM, but just this once! (Renga kneels and quickly bows a few times) Salami, salami, baloney! There! Satisfied? Good!

To Custard Trout, I leave/return to him all the pesky mind maggots I've captured alive that tried to burrow into my brain numerous times while I was asleep. I also leave to him my entire anime DVD library, because I know how much he loves anime. lol!

To LoveandGuns, I leave my character Wonkedo DePest in her care, and hope that she takes care of him (before he takes care of her).

To Orange, I leave to him an ancient scroll containing an actual word that rhymes perfectly with his username.

To Steely Gaze, I leave to him my cloning machine, because to be honest, we really need more people like him around.

And to the mad scientific community, I donate (whatever's left of) my body to science. Naturally!

Well, it's only a matter of time before I "go kaboom", so it's time for this will to end before I do.

P.S., Of course, I'm keeping everything if I survive (including those mind maggots; they make great test subjects/snacks)!

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 25, 2008

I, Cool Guy, never being in sound of mine, never had, never will, leave the following things to the following people.

My charcters to Juels For always including me in his comics

My Comics to DD

My fist to Aqua_ng & Every mod,admin,and people with high ranks in ANY forum that I have ever been to

P.S:I hate ADMINS and MODS

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 24, 2008

I, Tashna, being of not so sound mind, write my Drunk Duck will and testament.

To Custard Trout, I will leave my weed-killing flame thrower as a token of friendship and a reminder of the impact I made on his life.

I will leave A Poisoned Carrot to Dark Clown, to go with his Cold Hot Cola.

I leave my remains and my dead cow to crazyninny, so that she can feed her followers with them.

And to Reashi, I leave my stories, my inspiration and what is left of my sanity.

I have not been here for very long, therefore these are the only items in my possession. With these word I conclude my will and testament:

The Cola will kill you, even if the Custard can't. - Courtesy of Steely Gaze

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 24, 2008

What about me?Sniff,nobody loves me.

Anyway:
I,Diana M.,being of sound mind and body,write my DD will and testament.
To Cool Guy,I leave a kick in the ass,for not including me in his will.And also,my fanfic "Reality Fic" so that he can continue to torture OP characters for me.
To Sea Cow,I leave a even stronger kick in the ass,because he is an ass.
To the readers of "Death by Spikes" I leave all my sprites.
Everything else goes to charaty.
I also wish to be buried wih every single volume of One Piece in the original japanese.

With hate
Diana M.[/i]

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 25, 2008

I, Cool Guy, never being in sound of mine, never had, never will, leave the following things to the following people.

My charcters to Juels For always including me in his comics

My Comics to DD

My fist to Aqua_ng & Every mod,admin,and people with high ranks in ANY forum that I have ever been to

P.S:I hate ADMINS and MODS

OMG UR SO K00L AND REBELIUS!!

Also, if diana_m is to kick my ass, but I am an ass, then is that just a kick?

I've changed my will a bit.

I, Sea_Cow, being totally filled with bullets of mind and body, write my DD will and testament.

To Custard Trout, I leave the little piece of TD that I keep with me at all times. Use it wisely.

To cool guy, I leave One Piece.
To diana_m, I leave Naruto.
I forbid you both from trading.

To crazyninny, I leave a mind control machine, so that the Cult of Ninny will actually have some members.

To Dark Clown I leave Cold Hot Energy Drinks.

To Renga Studio I leave all my useless shit. You're a scientist. Do somtething with it!

To Flapjack I leave a dollar or two.

To Coveinant, I leave my entire fortune.

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 25, 2008

I,Diana M.,being of sound mind and body,write my DD will and testament.
To Cool Guy,I leave a kick in the ass,for not including me in his will.

I didn't know you when I wrote that (it was like last year)

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 26, 2008

I didn't know you when I wrote that (it was like last year)

Whoops!^^;

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 27, 2008

I, Cool Guy, never being in sound of mine, never had, never will, leave the following things to the following people.

My charcters to Juels For always including me in his comics

My Comics to DD

My fist to Aqua_ng & Every mod,admin,and people with high ranks in ANY forum that I have ever been to

P.S:I hate ADMINS and MODS

I'd also like to give my fanfic and all my CRACK to Diana_m

Use the crack wisely

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 28, 2008

I can assure you,I will.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 28, 2008

Don't share it

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 29, 2008

Can I sell it?

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 29, 2008

No

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 31, 2008

Can I sell it to Sea Cow?

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 31, 2008

I, Puff of Smoke, being sound of mind, leave the following things to the following people.

To the entire Drunkduck community, you get my wishes for you to all live long and prosper. Logically.

To the entire smackjeeves community, you get my wishes for you all to die in a fire.

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 1, 2008

Can I sell it to Sea Cow?

Yes!

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 1, 2008

Can I sell it to Sea Cow?

Yes!

NO!