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Kroatz
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I'm a natural born badguy!
I should be mayor!

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I should be mayopr because…I'm the sanest person here? Oh, I also have enough followers to take down the troubles of this town. And without me alive, they will kill everyone that posts after they do. So, yeah, vote for Mettaur! I was designed to be a patriotic leader!

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Whats the point of being mayor in a bakeryless town?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

I should be mayopr because…I'm the sanest person here? Oh, I also have enough followers to take down the troubles of this town. And without me alive, they will kill everyone that posts after they do. So, yeah, vote for Mettaur! I was designed to be a patriotic leader!

Grammatical errors.

Mettaur
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Whats the point of being mayor in a bakeryless town?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

I should be mayopr because…I'm the sanest person here? Oh, I also have enough followers to take down the troubles of this town. And without me alive, they will kill everyone that posts after they do. So, yeah, vote for Mettaur! I was designed to be a patriotic leader!

Grammatical errors.
Well, gramatical errors because the computer I am borrowing at the moment has no spell check, but like any good american, I took that sacrifice that I knew would lead to Same criticizing me, even though it gets annoying! I do this because of my deication to the site, to my honorableness, and to America! God bless this hilarious mess! Also, has anyone heard the news? In Japan, they have made frogs and fish whose skin and scales are entirely see through, so scientists can see how they work without cutting them open! Plus, you're able to see the organs develop, its amazing the huge changes that happen inside a tad-pole turning into a frog, especially when you can see it happening, and not just know the development from week to week. Things like these make me proud of science!

Kroatz
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Yeah, but still…
Mayopr?

Mettaur
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The "p" is right next to the "o" on this keyboard.

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The "p" is right next to the "o" on this keyboard.
Who's keyboard isn't?

Kroatz
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maru
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he haz mah voat

same
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Fun fcat. Amoslt vyneore can unntdeasrd waht I am wtirnig, no mtaetr how mcuh I sralmbce the ltertes in erevy wrod, as lnog as I mkae srue taht the fsrit and the lsat lteter is sltil in it's rtgfhiul pcale. Tihs is beucase we don't read every lteter by itelsf but the wrod as a wohle.

Now you konw and kwnonig is hlaf the btalte.

What is that? Icelandic?

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Fun fcat. Amoslt anonye can unntdeasrd waht I am wtirnig, no mtaetr how mcuh I sralmbce the ltertes in erevy wrod, as lnog as I mkae srue taht the fsrit and the lsat lteter is sltil in it's rtgfhiul pcale. Tihs is beucase we don't read every lteter by itelsf but the wrod as a wohle.

Now you konw and kwnonig is hlaf the btalte.

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What is that? Icelandic?
Judging by how fast you replied, you didn't even read through it. Try again and you will get it.

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How did Same quote you, if his post is above yours? O_o

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How did Same quote you, if his post is above yours? O_o
It's because I realized too late that I accidentally scrambled one of the words wrong so I quickly jumped back a page and replied again with the word fixed. The original post was up for less then 10 seconds and he managed to post while I made the fix.

Kroatz
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Shhhhhh! Youll ruin the magic!

Miagc? I dn'ot fcniukg bilveee in mgaic, it d'neost eisxt. jsut lkie Hoitbendaoopopopopopiistslemsqhuira and hot grils taht aslo hvae bianrs.

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Careful now there Kroatz. My girl is hot AND has brains. How do I know she has brains? She's Asian :p

Kroatz
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Compared to you maybe…
And I'll not believe you without pictures and an IQ test…

Kroatz
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That's not your girlfriend… that's a 4chan pic. And I wouldn't call someone smart just because they're asian.
That's racist. Asian people are just as stupid as white people, maybe even more so!

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Wow, look how jokes about bad spelling just spiral out of control here. Lets not get too derogatory here, I stopped chuckling at the comments once people started getting racist.

Oh, and the Mayorp hat, that was funny!

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