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Zombie Survival Game! Test how good you are againt the living dead!

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i would take the guy i previously bumped off, cut off various body pieces, and push his heavy body against the door to block it,then grab all my equipment making sure i've got everything, then i slide out the back door and jam the led pipe under the door handle. then i take those body pieces and throw them at garbage cans on the road perpindicular to the alley thus attracting the zombies away from the alley, but i still hear the screams of the people as they're being taken, i raise the gun up,but i realise that that will only make the transformation quicker, i put the gun away. i move down they alley, i hear a great explosion,the survivors are making a stand. i am still a long way from the end of the alley,and the building on my left starts collapsing due to the explosion, i run, then a swarm of zombies swarms out of the collapsing building about fifty feet in front of me, i go into a fire door to a building on my right, i find the room empty im not much liking that but maybe if… i hear the building that was collapsing completely fall on this building, but this building is sturdy,it stays strong…i try the door it wont budge, this time i take the gun with out any hesitation and shoot the three hinges and the door knob, the door falls in, i find bricks piled half way up the door and pouring in like sand, but it soon stops and i crawl out, the alley is empty which i excepted due to all the zombies being crushed by the building,i see the green zone to my right and i go for it. i make it safely and decide to join the effort but i am no fighter i am a strategist and stay behind and decide how to best defend the last survivors.


and i dont know if we can do two but i will anyways


i would take the body and cut its throat and soak myself in blood i and even made a few cuts on my own body but making entirely sure that none of his blood got into my cuts to try and avoid any possible infection, then i went out through the back door, examined the ways the zombies communicated, walked,listened, saw, and all around acted
then i practiced a bit by the door once i felt i got it all, i started down the alley
doing the walk and whenever another zombie came up to me and gestured with a slight nod which i figured had to be their way of checking to make sure it was one of their own and i immediately responded with the same weird nod,then they'd continue on their patrol then i went to the green zone,and once i start speaking normally they realize that i was in a desparate situation and did what i had to do to stay alive. and that i was with them, they also realized that they coulduse me to get behind anemy lines and attack them at the core.

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Okay, not really playing the game, and also not trying to start a flame war. Just thought I should say that before I posted this. (I have a bad habit of pissing people off)


To those of you who say to stay on your own: Bad idea. Humans are social creatures. Without contact with others, we will eventually go insane. I'm not saying to save every idiot you see, but it's a good idea to try to find a few other moderately competent people to follow you around. Just for the sake of keeping your sanity. It is probably wise, however to have a small group. Maybe 6 tops, probably lower.


You are, however right about the whole "avoid large groups" thing. With the zombies, lack of sanitation facilities, and lack of medical care, disease will be rampant. On that note, it would probably be wise to have someone capable of at least rudimentary medical care in case you get injured/sick. They won't have access to the nice, shiny facilities they're used to, but they should at least know more about fixing this kind of stuff than you. Still though, make sure that they can use a weapon if they have to.

Hmm.. that's about all I have to say. I hope this helps if zombies ever DO kill everyone. :)

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when's mikey gonna be back?

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imma pq him…


who's "imma"

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hey themidge, you are so fucking screwed!

anyway, I just heard this, but Mikey's internet is down. (I read his comic, that's how I know, his g/f is using his profile)

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Hello all that read this that played. I'd just like to say thanks and sorry. I haven't been able to grade any questions, thats on the account of internet died a while ago and I haven't been able to do anything online for a while. Half a year is a good estimate, I got it back just recently thanks to my awesome girlfriend Juila. Once again I'm sorry, if you still want me to grade your answers then post on this thread again and I'll answer them.

Also I just want to thank all those who participated since they didn't get off topic except asking where the hell I was (which was crying and swearing on the internet dead laptop I have). I especally want to thank those who kept it going, like Atom Apple, nerdsareinvadeing, and tokyopimp5764. They kept it up, and I loved the responses I got from you guys about what you would do. Thank you all.

Oh another thing, I believe that tokyopimp5764 has reborn the game and is grading your fate http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=34797&cid=243
so drop by and just tell him thanks.

Thank you all again, and I'll be waiting since you been waitng for your fates.

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I quickly remove the Dead man's clothes and toss the body out the front door and lock it. I use the under garment's ( underwear/socks/undershirt) to start a small fire to block the door and slow the zombie's evan more. Then i run out the back and lock it behind me. I observe the area and notice that it is clear i move away for the apartment abit and take the batteries out of the flashlight. I use the swiss knife to peel the metal cover off and pour all the lithium ( extreamly explosive powder found in batteries) into the flash light keeping 1 batterie in my pocket i replace the top of the flash light and shake it as to make the powder spread everywhere inside. * looks and see's a few zombie heading towards me * shoots them with the .22 (4 rounds)*
i place the flash light in my right pocket and secure it. I tie the the shirt and pants around my waist and survey the area again seeing that it is still clear i head down the fire escapes to the alley ther are a few carswhich i check under and in for zombie's glancing back occasionaly keeping low i move from car to car as to stay out of sight of any zombie's that happen to be around and make it through the i use the pipe on any of the zombie's that i may encounter unless i am forced to use the .22 i will not use it. Hitting anything that moves towards me i keep moving down the alley as i reach the end i see the market and heads towards it stoping every so often to observe the area i sprint into the market. Imediatly i check the area for any zombie's and take out any that i see. Glancing i kneel and reopen the top off the flash light i tear a strips from the shirt around my waist and roll it to make it a usable fuse and stick it in the flchs light and replace's the top leaving bout a 10 second fuse. in effect i just made a bomb that can clear a quarter of a block. I then remove the shirt * still looking around * i take peices and stuff it into the pipe and rip off a sleeve and tie one end into a large knot and slip's it over the top of the pipe i tie more strips to the bottom to make a heat ressistant handle as when i light the torch i just made the pipe will get quite hot i stuff the rest of the material from the shirt into the back pack and secures the pipe in between my backpack and my back. i then place matches and the knife into my left pocket and secure them and the flashlight back into my right pocket. i stand up pick up the .22 and search one more time. Then duck nest to a parked car and wait. as soon as i see that it is clear i sprint into the green zone!

Tokyopimp can't get on right now, he's on my 360. But he wanted me to post this. by the way, his second mission was just plain stupid. It went from this to an rpg.

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I open the window of the building, then shoot down as many of 20 zombies as possible, then light a match and fling it out the window. After removing the clothing, I toss the dead body out the window to temporarily distract the throngs of living dead. While they feed, I set the building on fire and make my escape. I then duck into the alley and run until I reach the Hencheson apartment complex. I head up the fire escape on the nearest building that has one until I reach the roof. I run along he rooftops, using the dead guy's tied-up clothing as a rope to climb along betwen buildings. I drop down from the closest one to Market Street. I empty my ammo into the heads of any zombies in the area, then set the clothing on fire and swing it wildly as a defense, until I reach the green area.

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You know what? I'm starting a new thread, don't worry though all who haven't been graded yet, your get your turn. I'm going to add icons that tell you how you did because this is gettin a tiny it tedious. I'll be back soon.

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thnx for postin that blood… and i am sry mike did best i could

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