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A man and a woman with long black hair and black robes on are walking down a dark alley. They walk up to a large dumpster. The man kicks it with a force harder than necassary. A beat up hobo with one eye climbs out of the dumster.
Hobo: Whatta ya want!?
Man: The stuff.
Hobo: Wha?
Man: I said I want the stuff!
Hobo: Oh, yeah? Where's the money?
Man: Gina,
The woman reveals a large wad of hundred dollar bills.
Gina: Seven hundred exactly.
Man: See? Now, gimme!
Hobo: Alright.*pulls out a large paper bag* So, how much d'ya want?
Man: All of it.
Hobo: HehHeh, alright,*hands Gina the bag*Now gimme my money.
Man:*smiles* I'm afraid I can't do that, Mr. Von.
Hobo: Wha?
Man: You see, stealing is much easier than simply buying and leaving the dealer alive, so, we've decided to kill you.
Hobo: Shi-
Then the man suddenly pushed him in front of a moving truck.
Gina: Eeeew,Ray, you squished him.
Ray: No, the truck squished him. I merely pushed him.
Crow: Really? I would have expected you to gouge out his eyes and wait for him to go insane.
Gina: Master Crow!*Hugs Crow*
Crow: It's nice to see you too, Gina.
Ray: What do you want?
Crow: Xavier wants to see you.
Ray: Pfft, fat chance! That bastard left us for dead in the war! Come on, Gina! We're leaving!
Gina: Aw.*stops hugging Crow* Bye, Master Crow.*walks away with Ray*
Crow:*sigh* Xavier's not gunna like this.