But we need someone to take us home when we're intoxicated!
Hey, I never said that I wouldn't be out drinking whilst being out of the way.
But you being there could be the only thing stopping Glarg and I from doing something destructive. What if FreakGamer's ship has cannons? Would you REALLY trust the two of us, drunk, with a cannon array? I wouldn't even trust me SOBER with one!
This is true big explosions and would probably be to drunk to see what you are blowing up. Hell my ship might not be neutral anymore if you guys got control of the cannons. I would be like, "Shit bye bye Zordon."