Or maybe a nice campfire song to sing while roasting our enemies:
Tell me why the act was passed
Tell me why their side has Zac
Tell me why they get cookies, too
Tell me dear Riot just why we love you
To start a war the act was passed
To make it even their side has Zac
So they don't suck, they get cookies
'cause Riot's badass, that why we love you
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Rioters Civil War Songs
Finally, My favorite one, in response to a forum about Rioters looking like Team Rocket. Speaking of which, since when do we have grunts?
Prepare for Riot!
We'll start a fight!
To protect our names from devastation
To unite all authors within our nation
To denounce the evils of Rosencron
To extend our peace unto Zac's mom
Riot! Glarg!
Team Riot kick butt at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare for drawn-out revolutionary antics and forum fights, most likely settling in a standoff, repeal, or truce.
It may need tweaking.
Otherwise, with my round, furry head and tsukommi attitude, I would so be someone's "Meowth."
Finally, My favorite one, in response to a forum about Rioters looking like Team Rocket. Speaking of which, since when do we have grunts?
Prepare for Riot!
We'll start a fight!
To protect our names from devastation
To unite all authors within our nation
To denounce the evils of Rosencron
To extend our peace unto Zac's mom
Riot! Glarg!
Team Riot kick butt at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare for drawn-out revolutionary antics and forum fights, most likely settling in a standoff, repeal, or truce.
It may need tweaking.
Otherwise, with my round, furry head and tsukommi attitude, I would so be someone's "Meowth."
You screwed up one of the lines
To extend our peace unto Zac's mom
should be
To extend our piece into Zac's mom
There all better
Good ol' Shuki Levi never lets ya down. Don't need to do a thang to this song.
We Need A Hero
No, We cannot see
Who are we, to look to
No, it cannot hear
What is to believe in
And we keep dreamin' of a world
Where all that's good so we were told
We need a hero
And we keep dreamin' of a time
Where good is all that we can find
We need a…
We need a…
Hero
No, We cannot tell
Who's the one to lead us
But you know that we'll be there
Waiting for them to find us
And we keep dreamin' of a world
Where all that's good so we were told
We need a hero
And we keep dreamin' of a time
Where good is all that we can find
We need a…
We need a…
Hero
And we keep dreamin' of the world
Where all that's good so we were told
We need a hero
And we keep dreamin' of a time
Where good is all that we can find
We need a hero
And we keep dreamin' of a world
Where all that's good so we were told
We need a hero
And we keep dreamin' of a time
Where good is all that we can find
We need a…
We need a…
Hero
-is laughing to much to care- Oh my god…OH GOD! That scared the crap out of me… alone and had the volume at max…then boom!
LOL!!! Same thing happened to me. Prehaps if we used something like this against Zac then such traumatising effects could be put to good use.
It's all the rage at the top drawer.
OH GOD! That scared the crap out of me… alone and had the volume at max…then boom!
I need to kill something >.>
Learned a lesson now, didn't ya? Always be on guard!
I was listening to that song as I came to this page… and it was like, the Chorus was echoing. I was like "omgwtf!?"
here is a Marching Song for Team Riot! Psychostick: "BEER!!!"
Dark Clown:
We like beer 'cos it is good
We drink beer because we should
if there is a song to sing
Riot sing's it and beer you bring
We drink beer when we are sad
'cause the beer it makes us glad
now there's nothing left to say
so lets go drink beer.
Mr. Riot, Glarg &Dark; Clown:
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
… and Stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
let's go drink some BEER!
BEER!!!!!
BEER!!!!!
BEER!!!!!
BEER, BEER!!!!!
Dark Clown:
when its warm it taste's real crappy
but cold beer will make Riot happy
when Glarg throw up on the floor
he can go and drink some more
they say beer will make us dumb
it are go good with pizza.
Dark Clown:
now that we have drunk some beer
lets go drive a car…
Mr. Riot, Glarg & Dark Clown:
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
….and stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
let's go drink some BEER!
BEER!!!!!
BEER!!!!!
BEER!!!!!
BEER, BEER!!!!!
Zac:
uh Riot.. I think you've had enough
Mr.Riot:
…No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!
Dark Clown:
lets go drink some beer!
Mr.Riot:
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk wheee
i am drunk, drunk as me, I am… *buurp*
And now We Bring yous all the vid for it ^^
Not made by Us
This is actually my home towns football song edited.
Though the straits be broad and narrow, we'll follow we will,
Follow we will, Follow we will.
Though the straits be broad and narrow, we'll follow we will,
We will follow in the footsteps of our team. [God bless them]
Follow follow, we will follow Riot,
Everywhere, anywhere,
We will follow on,
To Drunkduck, Platnium, wizard world and back again,
If he goes to hell we will follow on.
For there's not a team like Team Riot,
No not one, and there never shall be one,
Team Zac know all about their troubles,
We will fight till the day is done.
For there's not a team like Team Riot,
No not one, and there never shall be one!
Taken from the Glasgow Rangers song: Follow Follow.
Okay, here's a song me and Nega Link spent a few hours working out. It's based off the song 'One Day More', from the infamous musical: 'Les Miserables'.
The tune is kinda tricky to follow, so here's a clip of the song someone put on youtube. Hopefully it will give you an idea of how the song flows:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuffHRacZMQ&feature=related
Since not everyone will have heard these songs before, maybe it would be a good idea for everyone to link music videos of the songs they are parodying, if possible. I think everyone would get a lot more out of them.
RIOT
One page more,
Another page, another destiny!
In this never-ending fight for registry!
ZAC
These Rioters who commit crimes
Will surely come a second time,
RIOT
One page more!
JIMINYCRICKETX
I can't believe it went this way!
NEGA LINK
Now it is done, and we are parted!
RIOT
One page more!
JIMINYCRICKETX
I think that Zac is kind of gay!
NEGA LINK
I think that Riot is retarded!
RINA RAN
What is really in a name?
BITE GIRL
Im so going to bite your face!
RINA RAN
Register and you'll get cookies!
ACADIA
I can run faster than you!
FREUX
We know that Riot is to blame!
BITE GIRL/ACADIA
And we'll stick to him like glue!
RINA RAN/FREUX:
We think Zac has sexy hair!
HERO
One more page in this funky war!
RED DEATH
Should I lead the platinum force?
HERO
You cats and funkadylic masses!
RED DEATH
Should I join with Riot's fare?
HERO
We will register your mom!
RED DEATH:
Do I stay and do I dare?
HERO:
Will yall take your place with me?
ALL
The update is now!
The page is here!
RIOT
One page more!
ROSENCRON
One more page in this damned comic,
Why did we buy this damned site?
We've had nothing here but trouble,
This is not going quite right!
COFFMAN
Riot is a drunk!
CHEEKO
Zac's a bishie punk!
COFFMAN:
You're a ditzy dragon!
CHEEKO:
You're a brainless lunk!
BLACK KITTY
Hear our freedom's call!
DOCKWORKER
Riot's gonna fall!
ALL NEUTRALS
Let's stop all this fighting and go to the mall!
TEAM ZAC
We will stop these foolish rebels!
TEAM RIOT
We will register your moms!
TEAM ZAC
Then a chorus we will sing!
TEAM RIOT
We will make Riot our king!
TEAM ZAC
You can see that we are winning!
TEAM RIOT
You'll be sorry when we've won!
BOTH TEAMS + NEUTRALS
Do you hear the Authors sing?
OZONE OCEAN
We'll battle here!
GLARG
I'll bring the beer!
RIOT
One page more!
(What follows is a medley of all the characters singing their parts over each other. You'll have to see the original song to really get it.)
RIOT
The next page isn't far away!
ZAC
Tomorrow is the update day!
ALL
Tomorrow we'll discover what Zac and Riot have in store!
TEAM ZAC
One update!
TEAM RIOT
One more page!
ALL
The Civil WAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!
This is actually my home towns football song edited.
Though the straits be broad and narrow, we'll follow we will,
Follow we will, Follow we will.
Though the straits be broad and narrow, we'll follow we will,
We will follow in the footsteps of our team. [God bless them]
Follow follow, we will follow Riot,
Everywhere, anywhere,
We will follow on,
To Drunkduck, Platnium, wizard world and back again,
If he goes to hell we will follow on.
For there's not a team like Team Riot,
No not one, and there never shall be one,
Team Zac know all about their troubles,
We will fight till the day is done.
For there's not a team like Team Riot,
No not one, and there never shall be one!
Taken from the Glasgow Rangers song: Follow Follow.
I found the Video for this.
Finally, My favorite one, in response to a forum about Rioters looking like Team Rocket. Speaking of which, since when do we have grunts?
Prepare for Riot!
We'll start a fight!
To protect our names from devastation
To unite all authors within our nation
To denounce the evils of Rosencron
To extend our peace unto Zac's mom
Riot! Glarg!
Team Riot kick butt at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare for drawn-out revolutionary antics and forum fights, most likely settling in a standoff, repeal, or truce.
It may need tweaking.
Otherwise, with my round, furry head and tsukommi attitude, I would so be someone's "Meowth."
You screwed up one of the lines
To extend our peace unto Zac's mom
should be
To extend our piece into Zac's mom
There all better
I threw up a little right there. It's really funny, but my last sense of propriety really hates you right now.
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