Thread "Last of the Mohicans- A review" in forum "Random Nonsense"

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 22, 2011

To blame? To blame for what?

Our small population?

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Dear God no! He's onto us Thomas! Quick, hide the forced birth control mechanisms!
… You aren't going to call MI6 on us now, are you? The world cannot know the true extent of our Socialist Health Care program!

"These are not the death panels you are looking for…" "Move along…"

Tell ya what, us Canadians want all you guys to think we're good and nice and all. That's right. We aren't (we'ren't? We are not?). Stan Rogers and Gordon Lightfoot were designed for use as psychological warfare… strangely Celine Dion seems to be generally well known in the US and she was supposed to be our ultimate weapon…

Yeah, and those Igloos up north? They're a cover. Literally, covers for our Nuclear Silos. Nobody suspects anything. If anyone notices a nuclear launch from this continent the US gets blamed for it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Erm. Anyway, disregard all that. Britain's pretty safe anyway.

That guy who said that really was a smart guy. Except… well Hitler wasn't born in Germany, he was born in Austria! And he hated Austria. Okay, okay, I know he was ethnically German…

Seems to me that the moral of the story is that History changes depending on which side you are on. And some versions are dumber than others, eh?

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 23, 2011

This Canadian plot for world domination might not be such a bad thing.
A resent study of the best cities to live in ranked Vancouver as number one and canadian and austrailian cities dominated the list.
This was in a large part due ot their good standards for education and (this is going to annoy all you right wing americans) health care.

So all hail our new Canadian over lords. I will begin rounding up others to work in the maple syrup mines (which, as far as I know, is where maple syrup comes from.)

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 23, 2011

Vancouver really is excellent. Except for how much a bloody house costs! I mean, one small apartment building can sometimes go up to 1 million dollars. That is just ridiculous!

And Australia only has one main disadvantage when compared to Canada… See, in Canada there are far less little poisonous critters running around. Can we say Sidney Funnel Web Spider? I couldn't live there without constant fear. Gotta give the Australians credit for that!

No! Hark, you mustn't spill the secret of where our Maple Syrup really comes from! The last thing we need are UN inspectors here looking for Child Sla… er, Slavery generally… Oh fine. See the Maple Syrup mines have very small tunnels and…