Thread "*insert generic greeting-parody quip here*" in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 1, 2008

Hello, everybody. I am here to talk about a very important subject that seems to be neglected in most families for reasons I don't quite comprehend. This subject is no less than me. The person that invented genius. Or something.

My name's Rihards and I'm from the hellhole known as Latvia. That's in Eastern Europe, fyi. No, it isn't really that bad, but I'm a pessimist, so shush. I am 18 years old (atm) and am an as(s)piring writer with high hopes more likely to get crushed ruthlessly under the heels of reality than not, but whatever.

I also do a comic. Which is kind of why I'm here. It was a joke when I started really, not sure if it isn't one still, but for some reason I had this crazy idea that someone else might like it as well. And here I am. Slobbering at the heels of the generous (no doubt) and kind (hopefully) society of Drunk Duck. We'll just see where this goes.

Anyway, hello!

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 1, 2008

Hello and well met! :) Best of luck in your venture towards creating your comic. I look forward to seeing what comes of it.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 1, 2008

A member is you.

Um. . . pop culture reference, something about Renga and how much I hate him.

I'm tired, leave me alone.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 1, 2008

Welcome to DrunkDuck! I'm sure that you will find yourself a very nice group of friends here! We're all very nice, allbit a tad crazy, so don't worry about that.
You have a very nice, sarcastic sense of humor, but, as the resident obnoxiously happy psyco, I feel that it is my personal duty to do something about this extreamly negative attitude of yours.
Laughing never hurt anyone! Even manaical laughter coming from the worst of all evil supervillains never hurt anyone (The explosions going on in the background might have, but that's a different matter alltogether) If you laugh, you will feel happy. If you feel happy, you will laugh! It is an amazing circle of happieness and joy! One that never ends, and continues to spiral forever and ever, into eternity. It's quite lovely.
So try it. If you don't I'm going to start singing. And believe me, that is the last thing that you want right now.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 1, 2008

Your avatar is strange…

But welcome!

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 1, 2008

Welcome! You heard Deepcheese! Start laughing or we all have to suffer through another song. Oh dear God, it can't be as bad as the Twinkie song….

*Ahem* Yes, uh, have fun here. We're all really quite lovely, so don't worry about that. :)

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 2, 2008

Thank you, Druchii, I look forward to showing you… what.. comes… of it? Or something?

Mr. Custard Trout, being tired is perfectly fine, but we shall not leave you alone. We meaning me. Because I'm cool like that.

Oh, I laugh, you shouldn't worry about that in the least. I just do it when nobody's listening and to my heart's content. More often than not it's quite disturbing. Same thing goes for my singing.

Orange, you're one to talk about my strange avatar… >_> And it's the sorta main character of my comic. It's all done in smiles/ASCII. Freaky, ne?

And I guess I don't have much choice except having fun, do I? Harr harr.

Did.. did that qualify as laughter? I really dun wanna sing… >.<

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 2, 2008

Okay, here I come, here I come, here I come! I am here to welcome the new user before Custy and make fun of him while I'm at it! Ha-ha! Hi, lionHeaRT! Welcome to–!

Aw, man! I'm too late! :(

Anyway, welcome to DrunkDuck, lionHeaRT! I'm Renga Studio! :) I hope you have fun here on this wonderful webcomics community! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna make a certain wet blanket here wetter than he already is! :evil:

(Renga uses his weather machine to cause a small raincloud to rain on Custard and no one else.)

lol!

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 2, 2008

Hi, Rihards! Welcome to the fun and joy of the Duck. I think you hit the nail on the head: the reason why my childhood was lacking and sad. We didn't talk about you enough! Fortunately, I can remedy this when I have my own children.

I don't know much about Latvia except where it is…and I had to sing a couple of Christmas songs in Latvian (one was about sledding - even though no one sleds in Texas).

Um, have a great day!

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 3, 2008

…I wanna weather machine ;_;

And why in God's name would someone sing Christmas songs in Latvian from Texas? o_O That's just… odd.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 3, 2008

Welcome to you. We are Dark Clown and we offer you Cold Hot Cola.
We do so due to the simple fact that you are new to the forums.

again welcome.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 3, 2008

*Sets this thread on fire just for the fun of it.*

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 5, 2008

And why in God's name would someone sing Christmas songs in Latvian from Texas? o_O That's just… odd

My choir teacher was fond of trying to "expand your young, impressionable minds and fill them with culture and light." Yeah, no kidding.