After effects

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 2, 2008

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instead the polar bears get out of their cage and maul you to death.


i stand by laughing…

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 3, 2008

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The monkeys attack you next



I don't do an Anne Frank book report

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 3, 2008

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nothing happens..nobody cares about anne frank

i slap someone with a rubber chicken

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 3, 2008

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The person your smacked with the chicken turns out to be President Bush who uses his last ounces of presidential power to sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. (Don't worry, it's just a name, Monster Island is really a peninsula.)

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 3, 2008

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I double post…
(sorry for the double post…)

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 4, 2008

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i get so angry about the double post that i complain to the drunk duck himself and you get banned for life

my rubber chicken laughs at your misery

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 4, 2008

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I cook it to make rubber chicken soup (wtf)





McCain becomes president

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 4, 2008

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The U.S. is plunged into a fierce war with every country in the world and a nuclear holocaust is enacted.

I hope Obama will win…

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 4, 2008

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You turn in to the Democratic symbol the JackAss.



You expolde

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 4, 2008

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You die from spelling explode wrong.

I spell Duck wrong…

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 5, 2008

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… Dcuk is pissed off because he thought you were calling his name for no reason.

A guy is driving down the road…

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 7, 2008

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And gets hit by a bus.Too bad :D.

Someone posts on my website's forum…

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 7, 2008

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it has a virus attached and your website crashes. HA!

i watch spongebob

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 7, 2008

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you get addicted to it




My mom caches me looking at hentai

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 7, 2008

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She gives you the "sex talk".

cool guy's mom catches me looking at hentai…

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 8, 2008

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…Grounds me then tells your mom



I get grounded thanks to Willicus

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 8, 2008

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you are grounded for so long that when you are finally ungrounded doughnuts have been abolished, sucks for you

i eat a doughnut, and dont share it with cool guy

Posted at 1:11AM, Nov. 9, 2008

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The jelly in the donut was bad and you get explosive diarrhea.

I have to write an essay on Beowulf…

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 9, 2008

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And I have to write a report on Anne Frank (for 2moro)




I speak spanish

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 9, 2008

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Everyone laughs at you because the cool thing is portuguese!

I have a banner link!

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 9, 2008

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A nadie le importa.


Sigo hablando Español

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 13, 2008

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Não quero saber.

Eu falo portugues.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 13, 2008

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Yo hablo español.


No apago la computadora despues que mi mama me dijo que apague.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 14, 2008

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You're going to get grounded.

WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUP!

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 14, 2008

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GO F*** Yourselffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!