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I have a few. Don't remember where I got them though…

"God does not make junk."
"Being neutral is like standing on a very long, thin fence."
"What the…?!?"

and my favorite one…

"Thou shall not lead me unto temptation. I can find it myself."

:)

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Yeah I have a few too -
'Likes Yikes' is one I use quite frequently and whenever a friend is hesitant of doing something I say 'For the team'

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"No"

It's simple, but it gets the job done.

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"Chaos Rules!"

"King Mutie" in exchange for "God"

"Shitting Christ!"

"Murf!"

(When really pissed)"Fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck your sister, etc."

That's all I can think of at the moment.

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"There are 11 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

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"There are 11 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

Ha Ha classic

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Psalm 23:4

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"Everything is what it is, except when it isn't and except when it is."

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"That's delightful."
"Wacky."
"Classy and sophisticated."

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"I'm not crazy! I'm psychologically liberal!"

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Sweet Christmas

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I work in a realloy busy kitchen so I guess I come up with a bunch of really random crap… my personal favourite being 'I'm not here to fuck spiders'

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Oh, God. I have so many catch phrases/things I saw a God awful amount.

"And that's my book title."
"This tastes like ass."
"Shut up ______, you drunk!"
"*Obscure reference* Anybody? Anybody? Any love?"
"*Random babbling about Catholicism*"
"I WILL END YOU."
"Reminds me of a Pokemon. ___chu, I choose youuu…"
"Don't touch, this ____ costs more than your family."
"I gotta case of the sads now."
"Or some shit."
"This looks like it was made by some kids in a college AV room."
"Step up."
"Yay capitalism!"
"*Random story about something my dad did*"
"This is redunkulous!"

I'm sure there are more. I don't get new jokes, I just find a new audience.

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"The most merciful thing in the world is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." ~H.P. Lovecraft

Quotes I use on a more regular basis:

"Of course it isn't, I'm f*cking evil!" (Used in arguments a lot).
"Holy hell!" (Exclamation)
"Like two assholes on their first date." (Comment I make when I see arguing couples).
"You are in hell, you are going to hell, and I will make it happen!" (Threat)

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when someone insults me, "fine….jerk."

freaking communist.

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"Just because you don't get it doesn't mean it's stupid. It means you are."

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My saying is "Awesomater!" but there are other grrrrrrreat quotes too!

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"Give a man a match warm him for a day. Set a man on fire keep him warm for the rest of his life."

I have some of my own that I say often.

Rawr, I'll allow it, and It dosn't need to make sense.

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"Give a man a match warm him for a day. Set a man on fire keep him warm for the rest of his life."
Ha Ha, I like it

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"Bloody hell!" Definitely my favourite.
Although saying "BLOODY FUCKING ARSE WANK" whenever I hurt myself is also common.

There's also "PREPARE TO BE ITERATED", as well as zetta.
Hmm…That's all I can think of. But there's more. Loads more!

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"Give a man a match warm him for a day. Set a man on fire keep him warm for the rest of his life."
Ha Ha, I like it
Thats what I said when I saw it.

I also like "Blood and Bloodly ashes!" If anyone knows where this is from you get a cookie.

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"All babes are chicks, but not all chicks are babes…"

Heh.

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FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! is a common favorite.

Although fuckity fuck! of a fucking fuck! also works.

Otherwise, "Fucking A", and "Fuck me running". I got the latter from my brother-in-law.

I really only say things like catch-phrases when I'm hurt or otherwise unable to think. I used to say "you know what I mean?" a lot though. So glad I got over that habit.

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