Thread "Hey!" in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 1, 2008

Yeah another noob I just joined Drunk Duck recently and wanted to say hello! :)

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 1, 2008

More info please!

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 1, 2008

Cool! What did it taste like?
Welcome aboard. Hope you have fun and find some good reads.
~Brad

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 1, 2008

Cool! What did it taste like?
Welcome aboard. Hope you have fun and find some good reads.
~Brad

Taste like? I've never licked a druck duck.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 1, 2008

More info please!

Yes.
Listen to the cult leader….
At least right now…

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 1, 2008

Welcome! It would be really nice to know some more about you, like what your interests are (disregarding comics, 'cause I think it's safe to say we all love those), or maybe even some of your dislikes. Anything really to turn you into a somebody other than an avatar-less head talking to me.

How about a question? Which side would you take in a war: Elves, or Dwarves?

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 1, 2008

I refuse to greet you properly until you write more than one opening sentence Mister Too Good To Type.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 1, 2008

interesting way to spell nightmare….
gets my seal of approval!

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 2, 2008

Welcome!

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 2, 2008

Howdy!

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 2, 2008

Hey there!

Explain more about yourself so we can get to know you. :D

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 2, 2008

Hello, Knightmayre! Welcome to DrunkDuck! :) My name is Renga Studio, cartoonist (like almost every other member on this site), mad scientist/ambiguously-immoral genius, and controller of DD's weather! Since you admit to being a noob, I won't create any tornadoes here with my weather machine until you've familiarized yourself with the forum's Renga-realted Tornado Evacuation Procedures. (Renga hands Knightmayre a pamphlet.) Here you go! Have fun and watch the weather!

I mean it.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 3, 2008

welcome….*eyes renga's machine and pushes the big red button*

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 3, 2008

Hi, Knight! *tosses you a construction helmet* Ailorn just pushed the red button…you're going to need this.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 3, 2008

welcome….*eyes renga's machine and pushes the big red button*

AAAAAH!!!! AILORN! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! GET AWAY FROM MY WEATHER MACHINE; THAT'S NOT A TOY! (Renga pushes Ailorn aside and feverishly attempts to take control of the weather.) Oh, God, why'd I have to put that big, red button on the machine where anybody can see and just press it?! It's a good thing the tornado setting was on C-F2, though I don't see anything good about that since it's STILL A FREAKIN' TORNADO! Okay, calm down, Renga; you can do this. Let's see, if I increase the heat of the cold downdraft with the solar intensifier, then the tornado probably won't develop into anything more than a puny, little dust devil! Ha-ha, yes! All I have to do is enter the password to access the controls, and all will be right with the world! Lemme just key in these characters here and–!

*ACCESS DENIED*

OH, NOES! NOT AGAIN! Uh-oh…

(The sky darkens as strong winds begin to blow and a tornado forms in the distance.)

Cool! Uh, I mean, EVACUATE FORUM!!!! Everyone get down in the cellar I built over there! Don't ask when I built it, just go! I'll stay outside and try to get things under control somehow! Alright, you twisted twister! I'm gonna stop you with my bare hands, not because I think I'm strong, but because I'm a scientist who's mad like that! LET'S WRESTLE!!!!

(The tornado picks up Renga and leaves the forum in a mess as it carries him to who-knows-where.)

TO LIFE IMMORTAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 3, 2008

Have you noticed some people just make a topic and don't go on DD again :'[?

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 3, 2008

WAA sorry renga! bye bye… hehe 8D that was fun.

maybe they forget that they posted?

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 4, 2008

No, I meant the time this guy joined was the first…and he was last seen the first.
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