Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

They shoot you.

Masterbation.

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 24, 2007

You erm. Break you little friend, you don't stop bleeding and you die of blood loss then I put you in a blender for special effects. Then you basically die.

Harpoons

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 24, 2007

Your signature magic trick involving swallowing those harpoons goes awry when you hiccup unexpectedly.

Calcium Carbonate.

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 24, 2007

A limestone boulder falls on you. Your head explodes from the force.

Jesus.

Posted at 12:11AM, Nov. 25, 2007

You say Jesus Christ and an overly faithful Christian kills you for using the Lords name in vain.

the deepest, darkest thought I have in my mind.

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 25, 2007

The darkest thought comes alive, pops out of your head, and assassinates the Prime MInister of Malaysia. (You just happen to be collateral damage. Sorry about that.)

A teddy bear.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 25, 2007

You choke on it and die.

My nuts.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 25, 2007

they get to big,fall off,and you bleed to death.

paint that isn't lead-based.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 25, 2007

"Oh, look – Kool-Aid!"
Alas, the paint hath been poisoned!
*gasp, choke, die*

A calendar.

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 25, 2007

You get paper cut to death.

Weighted Companion Cube

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 25, 2007

it smashes you.

a possesed laptop computer.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 26, 2007

It jumps at you and Smach your head into pulp.

+Anima

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 26, 2007

(That's weird, that's the next manga series I'm going for)
The +anima characters change and kill you supernaturally.

Turkey (can't resist the urge for this one)

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 26, 2007

you choke on the stuffing. The stuffing was made inside the turkey.

A true demon.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 26, 2007

"You called. What did you say?!" *goes into a blood rages and rips out your heart, then drinks the blood* (don't think wrong of me, it's just for some reason I have an overlie craving for fresh blood)

This annoying security program I can't get rid of and it won't leave my system alone. (I beleive it's called hdtip)

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 26, 2007

It's actually a virus! Your comp explodes and takes you with it! (actually, I've never heard of that)

Travelling Sickness Level 2 (Blood Striker Demon of Darkness)

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 27, 2007

You get sick and throw up to much and can't breath DUH!

5 pounds of chocolate!

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 27, 2007

It falls from the sky and falls on your head. (We're just gonna say here that 5 pounds is indeed enough to kill you.)

A clothespin.

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 27, 2007

you plug up your nose and forget you can breathe out your mouth.

Jeff Dunham

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 28, 2007

Die from laughter and the puppets come to life and strangle you when you are dieing from laughter… (i know who that guy is so.. *sticks long toung out* bnah nah… man that was child-ish)

Chocobo Robo voice

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 28, 2007

That's harmless right? Not if you crank that up to a few thousand decibels. In that business, we call a "Brain-Splatterer".

YouTube.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 28, 2007

So you're browsing around YouTube, right? You happen to come across one of Chris Crocker's videos (y'know, the "leave Britney alone!" guy)…aaaand you commit suicide because you now realize that there's no hope for humanity.

The DD forums.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 28, 2007

You are so into writting in the forums that you forget to eat and die.

My left shoe…

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 28, 2007

The shoelace on it becomes untied and you fall into a vat of acid.lolrandomvat.

A lego.

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 28, 2007

You disregard the choking hazard and swallow it anyway. It gets lodged in your throat, and you suffocate.

A pair of plastic 3D glasses.