How would a lunatic respond?

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 10, 2008

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I'm hungry but not for hot pokets.


Is your car insured with GEICO?

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 10, 2008

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KILL!

Is society screwed?

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

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Screwed is the security.

Why?

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

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BECAUSE YOU'LL BE LOOKED DOWN UPON BY SOCIETY, SPONGEBOB, AND PATRICK!

Who likes summer vacation?

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

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Yea, summer's great-Hey, does that cloud look like a face to you? It looks like a face to me. It kinda looks like it's looking at me doesn't it? Like a big ass face in the sky staring at me. Wouldn't that be some shit if it was looking at me? And the cloud really was a face?


Have you ever seen the rain?

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

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Chocolate.

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Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

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WTF?!?!? ULTIMATE QWESTIUN, DOOD!!!!

HOLY MACKEREL, MY STRAW IIS WAY BIGGER THAN THAT CUPHOLDERR!?!/121L!?


Who is Thomas Jefferton?

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

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It was Cherry Chocolate Rain, falling down upside your window.

Do you like the mudkips?

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

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Chocolate.

Who will you vote for in the 08 election?

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

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Nobody (I'm too liberal to join anybody), but OH MY GOD, CRYOSIS, 18903, ALTIMAS, ORANGE, & ME ARE ABOUT TO KILL SHPLANE ON CJ!!!!!

CJ just reach 75 pages, what do you think?

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 11, 2008

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Hmm, I don't think I like telephone-flavored tiger ice cream.


Have you ever made telephone flavored tiger icecream?

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 12, 2008

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why yes I have!
the secret is to let the frenchman curdle


Was this your card?

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 12, 2008

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I love chickens Double-D!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 12, 2008

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IT WAS ME!!! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT - THE MONKEY! AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!

Do you likey my comic?*cough*shamelessplug*cough*

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 12, 2008

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SPONGEBOB OWNS YOUR SOUL! Patrick rents them…

Do you see what I see?

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Give me your eyes and I will see all the wonders you behold!

how many dogs?

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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50 dogs in total,all ready for my DOG CANNON! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD WITH THE 50 DOGS!! WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

How many kittens would stop my dog cannon?

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 13, 2008

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Raccoons!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 14, 2008

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Because Hitler didn't get his ways.

Does the soul go to heaven?

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 14, 2008

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Who?!?!?

I thought coolers were out of Season!


What's this retarded monkey fish frog doing in my tub?!?!?!?

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 14, 2008

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IF BY "DOING" YOU MEAN "RAPING" THEN I DO BELIEVE THAT IS SEA COW.

DO YOU ENJOY COACHING A GIRLS SOFTBALL TEAM?

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 16, 2008

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Of course. they make fine examples in my "erotique grotesque" collection. Especially the blonde one…

Is there a meaning of life?

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

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to poop puppies


why is the duck drunk?

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 17, 2008

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Because a sober duck is hard to have babies with.

Why did the dinosaurs die?

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 23, 2008

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YOUDONOTEXIST!!!!

Am I fat?