Thread "I dont like you! 2!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 7, 2011

I don't like you 'cause I don't like chicks with beards… or I do like bearded ladies… well I haven't decided yet, but I still don't like you!

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 7, 2011

I don't like you because you don't appriciate my awesome ability to grow facial hair into fantastic moustaches despite my gender.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 7, 2011

I don't like you because you flaunt your facial hair in front of a fetus.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 7, 2011

I don't like you because I thought that fetus was just a disfigured lobster.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 8, 2011

I don't like you because you threatened to shave it when I told you I like chicks with facial hair.

That hurts.

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 9, 2011

I don't like you because you're campaigning for Pedro. Pedro the peadaphile.

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 9, 2011

I don't like you because you eat ketchup face first.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 10, 2011

I don't like you because you're against eating ketchup face first.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 11, 2011

I don't like you because you think its fine to eat ketchup face first, but not fine for me to eat live rabbits :(

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 12, 2011

I don't like you not because of your whisker face but because you camouflage your long ears just so you can Eat Your Own

*shudder*

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 12, 2011

I don't like you because you think my cannibalism somehow goes against nature.

*munchs thoughtfully on a rabbit skull*

Poor Uncle Flopsy, didn't see what was comin'.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 14, 2011

I don't like you because you'd munch on something as creepy as a rabbit skull. Yeash!

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 14, 2011

I don't like you because now I'm all hungry because you posted that picture! Thanks a lot! >:C

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 16, 2011

I don't like you because the earlier cannibalism/meat-eating posts before are making me hungry… also I don't like you due to the fact that your beard is larger than mine *starts having wet dreams about bearded lesbian orgies…*

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 16, 2011

I don't like you because you stay up all night to play Halo Reach

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 17, 2011

I don't like you because you don't seem to appreciate the importance of preparing yourself for conditions 540 years from now.

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 17, 2011

I don't like you because…well…actually…I actually kinda like you, I mean, you're a nice guy (girl) and you know have always been a kind dude (dett) and stuff.

So I guess this whole disliking business can be left in the past, that good with you?

Yeah?

Cool.

Posted at 4:04AM, Apr. 18, 2011

I don't like you because that was a completely logical argument, and as a cannibal, logic scares me.

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 19, 2011

I don't like you because you make a better comic than I do… Not that I envy you, but instead of pointing out obvious features( for example the difference between our gender) I decided to strike a low-blow XD

oh and also your feet stinks (well so do mine, but that's not up for discussion)…

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 21, 2011

My feet STINK?! I don't like you because that was completely uncalled for! *runs off in tears* :(

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 22, 2011

I don't like you because I did not wish to hurt yer feelings… also, they have some kind of lotion to reduce the smell ;)

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 22, 2011

I don't like you because you put your feet in your mouth. and they probably don't taste too good with that lotion on them.

Posted at 11:04PM, Apr. 23, 2011

I don't like you because every time I bring my friends over, you have to renact the Saw movies and kill them all off with a serious of gruesome puzzles.

This is why we can't have nice things!

Posted at 2:04AM, Apr. 24, 2011

I don't like you because the last time I invited you over, you ate all my food and now I'm starving :(

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 24, 2011

I don't like you because you didn't have enough finger food at that party of yours, so of course I ate it all.