Thread "If at first you don't succed (2.0)" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:04AM, Apr. 15, 2009

hire someone who can.

If everyone got their wish, the poor…

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 16, 2009

Would be very, very rich and the rich will be even richer.

Boys will be…

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 16, 2009

farting until the day they die.

We will, we will….

Posted at 1:04AM, Apr. 17, 2009

play this song at every single basketball game in the world for 30 years straight.

I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell…

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 17, 2009

…"No Talent" is the greatest comic ever!

They're after me…

Posted at 1:04AM, Apr. 19, 2009

pot of peanut butter flavored deep-fried onion rings with honey-mustard sauce.

Can't we all just…

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 19, 2009

…orgy nao?

I'll give him an offer…

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 19, 2009

…he'll not find anywhere else.

You put the lime…

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 20, 2009

in the Pope you nut.

We all live in the yellow…

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 24, 2009

…tank.

Beans! Beans! The magical fruit the more you eat the…

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 24, 2009

…more elementary-school level joke-rhymes you make.

You talk the talk, but do you…

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 24, 2009

ever use a breath mint?

Luke, I am your…

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 25, 2009

…Dance instructor!

Do you smell what…

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 4, 2009

died under the house?

Life is like a box of…

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 5, 2009

boxes!!! the more the merrier!!!!

it's easier to catch flies with honey then with…

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 5, 2009

Grenades.

Life is what you…

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 6, 2009

…do before you die.

Sixteen tons what you get….

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 6, 2009

..Another bad back later and lowwer on cash!

Smoke on the water! Fire…

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 6, 2009

on the bridge!!! fire up the engines scotty!!!

i before e except after…

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 7, 2009

i takes a big dump in the bathroom and e won't go in.

Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold. Peas porridge…

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 8, 2009

…up your ass if i may be so bold

roses are red, violets are…

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 9, 2009

…plants!

Ring around the rosy, pockets…

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 12, 2009

Destroyed by explosive fire ants.

Alas poor yorick…

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 12, 2009

…you had such a funny name.

Can't touch…

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 13, 2009

…my coronella.

Methinks the lady…