Thread "Reasons to hurt you" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 25, 2008

I'll cut zgenstru's head with a cainsaw 'cause he/she always use freaking kawaii avies!
BTW, I'm male…

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 25, 2008

I use my light of Judgment to oblederate freakenburger, beacuse he has been a threat to Symphonia for many years.

Also I'm male

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 26, 2008

I'll set zgenstru's head on fire for spelling 'obliterate' wrong. :/

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 26, 2008

I'll make Merrywhite Jenkins watch 1,000 years of "Unfabulouse" because it's cruel and unusual

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 27, 2008

I shoot cool guy ouy of a bazooka and he hits zgenstru because ANOTHER huge forum fight broke out.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 27, 2008

I'll chop off G Xon's ass cause I didn't understand what he wrote

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 30, 2008

I'll make cool guy eat a granade because his avatat is just freakin' plain weird and keeps exploding or something…

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 30, 2008

I repeatidly beat freakenburger over the head with a shovel because his/her avie is starting to get old.

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 31, 2008

I headbutt all of you because your avatars keep switching! Really, to me all of you keep swapping between 30 avatars.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 31, 2008

I pull G Xon's brain out through his nose with a fork because I just now realized he was there

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 31, 2008

I'll make "I like zelda" do my homework cause he/she recolored link in black.(my homework is in spanish)

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 31, 2008

I slice cool guy in half with my short sword because

THIS.

IS.

SPARTA!!!!!!

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 31, 2008

I'll put zgenstru in a dark room with Coveinant because I got nothing funny to do…

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 1, 2008

I force freakenburger to watch 5 hours of Barney because he didn't do something worse to zgenstru.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 1, 2008

I'll put G Xon in a dark room with zgenstru and Coveinant because he thinks this is not a good punishment, and I wanna show him it is.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 3, 2008

I hit freakenburger with an (american) football because THE PATRIOTS LOST THE SUPER BOWL!

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2008

I'll run over G Xon with a car because It's Carnival here and it's freakin' RAINING!

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 4, 2008

Scalds Freakenburgers eyes with a freshly brewed creamy chicken Cup-a-Soup because, quite frankly, I'm a bit clumsy.

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 7, 2008

I chop ian_westy's hands off for being clumsy

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 7, 2008

I stab G xon in the retina because HE SO CRAZEH

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 8, 2008

I'll hit curlpop with my keyboad because he/she made one hell of a weird banner for Lama Glama (it kinda blends with the rest of the page, y'know)…

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 8, 2008

I use my Sonic Scream to shatter freakenburgers eardrums because he stalked me all the way home that night.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 8, 2008

I'll hit zgenstru with a fork because my stalking fun is ruined now…

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 18, 2008

I shmack freakenburger because my forum died…

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 19, 2008

I run G Xon over with a lawnmower because he revived it.