Ruin A Wish game

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 2, 2007

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Granted (yay!), but instead, everybody becomes so prude that they stop having sex, and the world's population slowly but surely dies out.

I wish for a giant bowl of beef lo mein.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 2, 2007

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Granted, but just as you are kneeling over to eat it, you fall in and get third-degree burns….[;


I wish this thread would end sometime soon…

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 2, 2007

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Granted…after 18 or so more people post…this thread gets locked and we are no longer allowed in here to play.

I wish it hadn't rained after it snowed.

Posted at 1:12AM, Dec. 3, 2007

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Granted, but Ice skaters can't get in any practice, and everyone kills you for it.

I wish I knew what everyone sees in metalocalypse. It's nothin' but a dumb tv show to me. Stupid if ya ask me. (Don't get me wrong, I like Family Guy, that show is awsome!)

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 3, 2007

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Granted and the truth is so bad you die from comic releif

I wish for a great new avitar of kain.

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 3, 2007

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Granted. You then get hit by a car for a completely unrelated reason.

I wish for more cowbell.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 3, 2007

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Granted, but you get a fever that even not even a prescription of cowbell can't fix.

I wish I could walk on water.

Posted at 1:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but because of all the moisture in the air, you are forced to keep rising and rising until you get to space and die horribly.

I wish for a telescope that would make me see what's under the clothes of women, but not men

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but you live next door to a retirement community.

I wish I wouldn't have to go see my English teacher and listen to her nasal voice in an hour. ]=

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Fine. For two hours then.

I wish I have already studied.

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, you already studied, unfortunately, you studied the wrong thing.

I wish that Ruin a Dream was oficially started, and this one hit 50 pages

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but the Internet shuts down. FOREVER.

I wish for some chicken.

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Done, but you get food poisoning….

I wish for a riot.

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Here, but the riot is really small, due to it compromising of mice.

I wish for a better microphone.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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granted, it looks better, but looks can be decieving.

I wish for a pet wolf

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but it turns into my character Wolf and he shoots you.

I wish for this world.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but in the process, every living thing in it dies.

I wish for longer weekends.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but then the week never starts. kids don't go to school, people don't go to work, the whole world gets fucked up.

I wish for a pet dragon.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but it kills someone and you have to put it down.

I wish for Lost Heaven.

(If you did not know, I'm baseing my wishs off songs.)

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Couldn't find it.

I wish for some daisies.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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granted, but as it's lost, you can't find it.

I need a dollar (so I can go apply for a job)

O.K., AQua, it reached 50, lock it. Ruin a dream is the next one, peoples.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but it turns out you really need $5 to do so.

I wish I could actually make a post before someone beats me to it. D:

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Mmkay. Hey, what's that?

RECESSION!


I wish for this thread to be locked.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Ok, but they turn out to be man eating daisies.

I wish for a one winged angel.