Thread "Solve the world's problems" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 15, 2007

Here's how you play- One person gives a problem that the world is having and the next guy solves that problem and creates a new one
example

World Hunger

Feed all the hippies to starving people

I shall start-

Rising gas prices.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 15, 2007

Use gerbil-powered cars.

AIDS

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 15, 2007

A way to create kids without sex.

The obvious problem caused by my solution.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 15, 2007

sterilize hookers, and give them free acess to penicilin

penicilin addiction

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 15, 2007

Take away all the pencils… Wait, what?

Kids listening to heavy metal albums and blowing their heads off with shotguns (not really a problem roflolstfu)

Posted at 4:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

burn all the heavy metal cds ( wait what am i saying NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)

the war in iraq

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

Blow up the planet earth.

Stupidity!

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

schools….wait. No. Those guides for idiots.

metor!!!

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

Send Harrison Ford and Aerosmith to blow it up.

Saul of the Mole Men.

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

Banned that show.

Mass murder

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

Destroy mankind.

Global Warming.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 16, 2007

Giant Ice Cube in ocean!!!

war

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 16, 2007

nuke both sides

chain letters

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 16, 2007

Send them back to the guy who made them so he will have no choice but to have 7 years of bad luck.

SPR1T3 COMIX ALWAYZ MAYKING 1T ON T3H R3C3NTLY UPDATED LIST!!!!

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 16, 2007

Tasc and Nerve Gas.

Political Corruption

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 16, 2007

Introduce a "Get corrupted, get decapitated" law.

Food poisoning

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 16, 2007

Remove access to food from the public.

Mass starvation.

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 16, 2007

Give back the poisoned food.

My son played grand theft auto and whent on a killing spree.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 16, 2007

Chuck Norris + Deadly roundhouse kick = Dead kid.

tsumanis

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 16, 2007

Wall of Kittens.

Baby vomit…

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

vomit on the baby

Richard Simmons

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 17, 2007

a meat grinder.

My dog licking her butt.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 18, 2007

chop it in half.

gum on the streets

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 18, 2007

Eat it all

Evil cookies trying to take over the world.

Posted at 4:03AM, Mar. 19, 2007

Plenty of milk and every kindergarten class in the universe.

My playstation 1 finally taking a dump on me.