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Dead Carl: ahahahahahahahahaha weapons? i don't need weapons! y would i have any??? i use lollypop's with special power's… i guees you might be able to consider it a wepon but you cannot have one…

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sigh well its time to bring out the big one *takes out a little sword and it grows big* its the blood sword touch it and you get hurt

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nickle toast looks around at his surroundings.
"yeesh, how on earth did you guys get from the moon to a FREAKIN CASTLE?!?!"
he then sighs and pulls out his speed sign.
"alright, guess my turn at being villain is over… who we tryin to kill this time?"

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*heads down to basement per Dead Carl's instructions*

Vincent: Let's see: spellbooks, scrolls, runestones, artifacts, magic bullets, a holy chair-

*stops*

Vincent: Magic bullets, eh?

*takes them*

*suddenly hears movement*

Vincent: Who's there?

*sees who it is*

*runs for dear life back up to main floor*

Vincent: WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF HELL IS DRACULA DOING IN YOUR F***ING BASEMENT?!!!

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bluebot:sigh ill get the garlic…wait magicbullets? DEAD CARL YOU SAID YOU DIDNT HAVE BULLETS HERE *dracula comes up and bites me on the arm* -_- you know your putting your teeth on metal right?

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Vincent: Hold him steady, Halo guy.

*places gun on back of Dracula's head*

Vincent: Hope these magic bullets work.

BLAM!

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

*everyone gets blown back, while Dracula is blown to bits*

Vincent: …….Carl, what kind of bullets are these, and where can I get more?

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yea i want some

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Dead Carl: you fools!!!!!!!!!

* revives dracula *

Dead Carl: He is the source of my control of my vampyric side!

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Vincent: Well, it might've been nice to mention that!

*glances at bluebot's arm*

Vincent: And, to be fair, he did bite the Halo guy.

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*sighs*

DeadCarl: i have part of his soul in me… he dies it leaves and then i loose my control the world would end in a bloody massacre

* snaps fingures and a box of magic bullet's made only for zero appears in zero's hands *

Dead Carl: And bluebot i do not trust you…. none 4 u

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Vincent: I'll remember that. And thank you.

*looks at Halo guy*

Vincent: Ha ha.

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Dead Carl: np zero….

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nickle toast lights the entire room on fire in frustration
"hey, i'm here too yaknow! jeeze! can't a flying peanut get some respect around here?!"
mumbling, he leans his speed sign against a wall and slaps Carl across the face with an invisible hand
"show your guests some respect and greet them ya lazy zombie thing!"

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* eye's turn red…*

Dead Carl: i am goin to burn a peanut soon…… and feed it to dracula…….. do not touch me … and by the way i am more powerful then all of you…. just thought you outa know

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*Head pops out of water*

Cthulhu: Only cuz' I left.

*Goes back under water*

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sigh wh am i the ignored one here i just wanan help ya guys hmph *teleports out of there*

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Vincent: Sorry, did the Halo guy disappear? I zoned out for a minute there.

*notices nickle toast*

Vincent: A flying…..peanut?

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IM NOT A HALO GUY DARNET I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU GUYS IF YOU WOULD LET ME ON YOUR TEAM!!! *says this as i apper*

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Vincent: When Dracula attacked you, yes, you were a Halo guy. What are you now, exactly?

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you know i dont even know anymore *put hand in front of zerovx's* freinds?

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*looks at the penaut* …… um either this is one of gods mistakes or this is something someone made the broke the fourth wall BIG TIME.

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Vincent: Fine, friends.

*shakes bluebot's hand*

*turns to Dead Carl*

Vincent: Can you at least keep Drac on a leash? You know, just in case.

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wesley:woof woof. :)
*looks at flying peanaut* ….you still break the fourth wall big time.

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wesley:sooooo *sees ancint words on a wall*…what do these say?

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Vincent: Lemme see.

*looks at wall*

Vincent: Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……..

*looks at bluebot*

Vincent: I just realized something.

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