The "Reasons Why This Thread Can't Be Locked" Game

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 21, 2007

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you cant lock this thread because i revived it…wait…isnt that a good way to get it locked? dang it!!! dont lock it aqua!!!!

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 24, 2007

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Because all this thread is is a way for us to bump our post counts.

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 24, 2007

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because shplane would get very upset if it were locked…

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 4, 2007

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because the world would blow up and everybody would die for starters.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 7, 2008

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Because mars will explode!

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 10, 2008

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This thread can not be locked because then nobody will have anything to do.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

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If it was locked people couldn't necropost it!

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

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Because it holds the answer to the ultimate question!

[spoiler= Don't read!!!]Ready… Forty-Two.[/spoiler]

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 10, 2008

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It's so stupid and simple it's fun!

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 12, 2009

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because the hopes and dreams of the person who locks this will die instantly… unless he lives to lock forums i guess

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 12, 2009

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This thread cannot be locked because obstructing the flow of people through it would violate the fire code.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 13, 2009

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It's a law