The Bright side of life

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 6, 2008

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You can make one hell of a biography book and become ridiculously rich (and also appear at Oprah)!

I'm a little bit confused with DD's new look…

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 6, 2008

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Yeah but DDs got great new feature…… no you got me I'm confused too.

I can't stop the feeling that your all out to get me

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 6, 2008

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Hey, at least you're aware of my evil plans!

I can't stop feeling guilty about the slaves I keep in my closet to make me some sneakers.

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 6, 2008

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Just remember how much you saved on those Adidas they made!

I'm disappointed with my progress in life

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 10, 2008

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You are still alive and can do somethong about it!

I'm surrounded by creepy people.

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 10, 2008

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Hey look how normal and pleasant you seem by comparison!

I fear that the idiocracy is growing.

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 10, 2008

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Sky isn't falling


I almost killed my cat

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 10, 2008

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Your miserably failed effort has resulted in a spared life!

It's raining like freaking hell, with lightnings hitting stuff near my building (I think there will be flooded houses here…).

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 10, 2008

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Hey look, No tornadoes!

The "technical advisers" at work are imbeciles

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 10, 2008

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No one will care if you kill them.

OH SHI-

IT'S A LION!!

>:3

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 10, 2008

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You got a very unnusual pet!

My mom caught me downloading hentai.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 10, 2008

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Man thats some sweet hentai!

I'm no good at office politics.

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 10, 2008

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In order to BE good at office politics, you have to suck your boss's %^&*. Be glad that you don't do that.

THE LION IS EATING MY LEGS

>:3

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 11, 2008

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hey at least you can get some of those nifty spatchula legs!


I'm probably never going to get promoted.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 12, 2008

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There will be no employees calling you a "office nazi"…

Can't find a job as a teacher.

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 13, 2008

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you can always tutor!

I still get nerve pain from the time my hands broke

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 13, 2008

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you can always tutor!

I still get nerve pain from the time my hands broke

Damn, sometimes I feel nerve pain in my finger too (damn soccer)…

There's a lot of pain killers that you can take in any drug store.

I finished college 6 months ago and my diploma is still not ready.

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 13, 2008

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In the mean time you can still party as a senior!

I have no stamina anymore

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 16, 2008

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Now you can sit down and do nothing.


I'M FU***** BORED!!!!!

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 16, 2008

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now oyu have an excuse to do somehting!

noone comments on my comic

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 16, 2008

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Because their always to busy worshiping you

I can't speak japanese.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 16, 2008

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well atleast you have a choice to learn spanish!

i dont know what 4487598749508739457943+493750937540976210746237474743 is

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 16, 2008

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Neither dose einstein

And I already know spanish



the new Kappa Mikey movie won't be on till 9:00

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 16, 2008

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You got spare time to do cool stuff!

I'm getting lazy…

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 16, 2008

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then dont do anthing!

im trying to watch youtube and do stuff on drunk duck at the same time.