The Bright side of life

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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You can be featured on Oprah!

nobody reads my comic anymore.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Nobody can give you a 1.

I was featured on Oprah.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Look under your chair, I bet it's the keys to a brand new convertable.

I 'sploded.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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At least you didn't have to waste money on fireworks.

I was kidnapped by the mob.

at lest you'll know who the father is!

That's horrible. XD

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Now you have an excuse for not going to work!

My pen is broken

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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"So that's how a pen works…."

Paper cut!

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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At least you know your circulatory system is in full function!

I was in a car accident and my car was totaled.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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You now have a reason to go buy that new Sportster you've had your eye on!

my hand got stapled to the table by a brad-gun

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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At least you'll have somethin' to write on where ever you go.

I'm goin' to go blind next week.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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You can lower your standards on a girl friend!

Shplane is the father of my man-baby.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Well, that's bound to make some news!

I can't pay my rent!

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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You're goin' to die in the house, just to piss off the landlord.

I'm losin' my hold on sanity.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Insanity is the best thing EVER.

Coveinant.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Well, he went to bed, so he's gone…for now, at least.

The orphanage blew up.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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it is a place ya can meet new friends!

My mind seems to be easily read by hot girls I don't even know.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Well, once they figure out what you've got goin' on up there, they won't be reading it for long.

I'm on fire!

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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That makes you hawt.

None of my friends have a PS3, therefore I have no one to play Resistance with. And I fucking love Resistance.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Who needs friends when your the ass Shplane!

I'm pissed I feel like killing all of you

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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killin' us won't solve anythin.

Ko, was that sapposed to be a crack about me bein' gay, or just that perverted?

People think I'm gay, when I'm not.

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Ko, was that sapposed to be a crack about me bein' gay, or just that perverted?

Well…no, not gay. I dunno, it was just the first thing I came up with. :P

Well, at least you're almost guaranteed a job at the GAP.

I realized the sandwich meat I just ate expired last month.

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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At least you have a defense system almost as strong as mine! (Seriously, apart from somethin' called Kawasaki's disease, I haven't been truely sick since I was 10.)

My inner demons are takin' me over more frequently.

And Ko, it don't matter. If hot girls could read my mind, they'd probably stop, as I really am that perverted.

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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You'll eventually be the lord of the demonic plane!

my Goth ex-girlfirend is stalking me

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Goths are usually hot… hook back up with her!

I have no chance of becomin' the best Halo player ever.

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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you still have a whole lifetime of other games you can be good at!

I keep being mistaken for a gay guy because I'm always so stylishly dressed, devilishly handsome, witty and inteligent.

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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At least no one has mistaken you for AQua!

I havea hunger that is never sated, which gets me in trouble a lot.