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Now your creepy stalker can't call you as much!

My room is so messy right now I risk serious injury every time I try to walk from one end to the other.

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At least you have a room.


I have scoliosis.

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You are alive. And all the haunted houses in my city contribute to a fund for curing it.



Gaaaah! Two tests on Wednesday.

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It will force you to study. Remember, knowledge is power!

I don't have a girlfriend.

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All the money you'll save…





I need 20 more bucks for a new cellphone

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At least you have money.


My mom's boss' husband died.

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He might have gone to heaven






Krispy Kream might go outt of buissnes

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It won't!


I'm dead.

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Dying is easy, living is hard.

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martinlo a least you wont have to worry anymore


I'm feeling depressed

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Be happy you have any feeling at all.


I committed suicide. :O

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Clearly you survived. You have a second chance at life, enjoy it.

I'm pulling 4+ hours of mandatory overtime a week. This is killing me since I have a 12-hour shift already. It'd be more money, but after taxes my paycheck is actually smaller.

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This month there will be no taxes.Yay for you.


In my Wii I can't play SMBB.

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That game mostly sucks move onto Shaun White Snowboarding






I have a very slim chance of meeting Johny Depp but I think my mom won't let me meet him. He's shooting a new movie here in Puerto Rico http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376136/

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If you leave right now, you might catch him.

I'm sad. :(

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You will find a reason to smile.

I am alone on valentines day.

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Me too, so at least you're not alone in being alone!

I have two essays AND two exams to do >_<

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i have 4 exams to do



i have 4 exams to do

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The only games that are still coming out for that are from kid movies and Crash Bandicoot. Both suck


I have noting to do


If you leave right now, you might catch him.
I live in Puerto Rico…

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You live in Puerto Rico? Dude hit the sights. I love that place!

I'm having to live with insomnia and come into work on my days off.

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You'll get payed better.




I ALMOST break my back.

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At least you're not old aged,you can recover from that.






Some of the mustaches in my avi look weird

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They will become your best friends






I ran out of discount priced Chips 8(

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